The Daily Static
  The Daily Static
UF Archives
Register
UF Membership
Ad Free Site
Postcards
Community

Geekfinder
UFie Gear
Advertise on UF

Forum Rules
& FAQ


Username

Password


Create a New Account

 
 

Back to UserFriendly Strip Comments Index

The Daily Troll. by nin_man 2002-06-07 06:41:30
Actually, it's not a troll. But I thought I'd post this and see what The Group thought. I'm still not sure about it, myself.

Illegal; I come for visit, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care I illegal?
I cross border, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them come as fast as you can.
They come in rags and Chebby trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family (they just trash),
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
Everything is mucho good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.
We have hobby--it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
American crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.
We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.
If they no like us, they can go,
Got lots of room in Mexico.

SEND THIS TO EVERY PERSON YOU KNOW..AMERICAN TAXPAYERS

My mother sent this to me last night. I'm still debating whether or not I should throw something at her.
So what do you lot think about this? Anyone? Bueller?

I'm curious to see what folk from different areas say - if someone who lives in an area chock-full of our southern neighbors would tend to agree more, or if you're all going to cry political correctness and throw things at ME for posting it. :)

[ Reply ]
  and from a slightly different perspective... by BlurOfSerenity2002-06-07 06:46:17
  political correctness begone by ma petite2002-06-07 06:53:44
    I have to say, I agree with every word you've said by Llyr2002-06-07 06:56:37
      *Splutter* by breezeblock2002-06-07 07:06:28
        Exactly. by Llyr2002-06-07 07:15:28
    I agree by pecosdave2002-06-07 07:09:26
      I agree with you! haha by Llyr2002-06-07 07:19:50
        We don't go to Mexico by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 07:34:58
          There is a worse side effect. by Didactylos2002-06-07 07:45:22
            Well, by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 07:50:57
              I happen to be a victim by Llyr2002-06-07 07:59:44
                I almost was too by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 08:04:13
                  hmm, good idea by Llyr2002-06-07 08:07:19
                    Shudder by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 08:11:04
                    sorry to say, most people aren't qualified to by ma petite2002-06-07 08:14:29
                      True. (n/t) by Llyr2002-06-07 08:16:16
                      Yes, by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 08:16:54
                      Agreed, by pecosdave2002-06-07 08:17:42
                        especially in the areas of science i would think (n/t) by ma petite2002-06-07 08:20:06
                Me to! by pecosdave2002-06-07 08:15:26
                I guess I'm one of the lucky ones by SnArL2002-06-07 10:08:01
                  Phoenix is pretty well funded though isn't it by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 10:28:38
                    *LOL* by SnArL2002-06-07 14:06:47
          like i said, teach them english by ma petite2002-06-07 08:05:18
            I agree that english should be required by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 08:09:31
              well i remember not long ago by ma petite2002-06-07 08:13:42
                Thats sort of what I meant by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 08:21:15
                  ummm by stig_mata2002-06-07 08:25:28
                    yeah by Llyr2002-06-07 08:26:28
                      I agree on the daycare part, by pecosdave2002-06-07 09:00:06
                    OK so you are substituting by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 08:29:35
              A few benefits: by Eco2002-06-07 08:16:02
                Answer by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 08:27:48
                  'Nother reply by Eco2002-06-07 08:39:23
                    yes especially assuming they came by ma petite2002-06-07 08:40:53
                    I just think by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 08:49:03
                      Back on... by Eco2002-06-08 02:25:55
                    In hopes this is read as meant... by adiplomat2002-06-07 10:36:45
                      *blushes* by Eco2002-06-08 02:07:20
              Yeah, them ignorant chuckleheads'll never by adiplomat2002-06-07 08:50:15
                They can learn it if they want to! by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 09:06:20
                  I DO believe it is unconscious, but the charge by adiplomat2002-06-07 09:47:45
                    YES! by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 10:01:25
                      The more I "speak" to you, the more I come to the by adiplomat2002-06-07 10:24:39
                        I guess I have no faith in yeast :) by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 10:36:36
                          Bearacracy? by JPaganel2002-06-07 16:43:22
      glad some people agree by ma petite2002-06-07 08:03:55
    Sorry to have to pick at one thread, here, ma,... by HadEnuf2002-06-07 16:41:21
  I'm waiting to see by CartaMusica2002-06-07 06:55:46
    there's nothing to mod by ma petite2002-06-07 06:57:14
      There was a by Llyr2002-06-07 07:00:10
        you lost me... huh? by ma petite2002-06-07 08:01:08
          Spell it backwards. :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-06-07 08:02:24
            oh... heh i missed that :) (n/t) by ma petite2002-06-07 08:08:14
              Obviously not a BOFH fan! (n/t) by breezeblock2002-06-07 08:09:33
                *blush* you've exposed me (n/t) by ma petite2002-06-07 08:11:55
                  Hey! We'll have none of that, now! (n/t) by CartaMusica2002-06-07 08:16:48
  A beautifully crafted by Didactylos2002-06-07 06:55:46
    Unfortunately, it happens to be true. by Llyr2002-06-07 07:00:37
      Only Preception by rwrannells2002-06-07 08:36:09
        "Definetly not an accurate one"? by Llyr2002-06-07 08:44:34
          No Rose Tinted Specs Here by rwrannells2002-06-07 09:49:04
            disagree by ma petite2002-06-07 12:39:08
        Hey, thanks. by nin_man2002-06-07 08:53:15
    There are bits of it... by nin_man2002-06-07 07:08:09
      in texas too huh? by stig_mata2002-06-07 07:14:28
        Nope, Alabama. by nin_man2002-06-07 07:25:42
          ugh by stig_mata2002-06-07 07:34:19
          *checks history books* by Didactylos2002-06-07 07:37:20
            English is not the Official Language. by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 07:41:11
              the US by stig_mata2002-06-07 07:43:27
              Is the US Constitution by Didactylos2002-06-07 07:49:45
                actually by stig_mata2002-06-07 07:53:19
                We don't have an official by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 07:57:39
                  Oh, if they are content to be unable to hold a by adiplomat2002-06-07 08:35:38
                    I don't suport the Welfare system by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 08:45:03
                  Actually by rwrannells2002-06-07 08:45:29
                    that's not true... it's an urban legend... by ma petite2006-11-19 12:55:59
              the reason european countries do taht by ma petite2002-06-07 08:10:51
                I tend to disagree. by breezeblock2002-06-07 08:19:13
              Hmmm by slacktime2002-06-07 08:40:10
              For a short lesson in US English history... by slacktime2006-11-19 12:55:59
            It's the Expected Language. by nin_man2002-06-07 07:55:12
              I don't seem illegals doing that. by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 08:15:23
                Must be. by nin_man2002-06-07 08:24:41
                  No, Jason, I've lived in Albuquerque. Unless by adiplomat2002-06-07 08:29:49
                  So what by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 08:34:36
              One little comment by naxfen2002-06-07 08:16:17
                I think that, by now, by nin_man2002-06-07 08:19:48
                  Just one of those things... by naxfen2002-06-07 08:29:58
                    Yup, I would :) by Llyr2002-06-07 08:33:17
                    Nope, not quite. by nin_man2002-06-07 08:34:25
                      This brings another question... by naxfen2002-06-07 08:54:37
                        Woo, an offshoot topic! by nin_man2002-06-07 09:04:16
                          But by naxfen2002-06-07 09:09:31
                            Personally, by Didactylos2002-06-07 09:15:04
                              Yes, like the winter of 1805, wasn't it? by adiplomat2002-06-07 09:26:43
                            I'd think so. by nin_man2002-06-07 09:15:20
                              All-powerful ? Sad but true... (n/t) by naxfen2002-06-07 09:24:12
                          But the Americas by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 09:12:01
                            If you look at it that way... by nin_man2002-06-07 09:16:51
                              Hmmmm by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 09:21:11
                                An even easier nitpick is, if Eurasia, why not by adiplomat2002-06-07 09:30:28
                                No you couldn't. by nin_man2002-06-07 10:06:24
                                **chuckle** I'm curious. Which do you think is by adiplomat2002-06-07 10:15:01
                                Personally? by nin_man2002-06-07 10:29:01
                                <sigh> You're an evil person, Jason... (n/t) by adiplomat2002-06-07 10:46:13
                                Never in my wildest dreams... by nin_man2002-06-07 11:00:09
                                Circus clown. The mutilation bit would fit in by adiplomat2002-06-07 11:07:00
                                Heck, no. by nin_man2002-06-07 11:11:35
                      Then Why by rwrannells2002-06-07 08:57:04
                        Everyone seems to be forgetting by Egaeus2002-06-07 14:20:47
                Sorry by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 08:36:34
                  No problem... by naxfen2002-06-07 08:56:23
      I agree... by Llyr2002-06-07 07:21:08
      Really? by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 07:29:30
        THIS I must answer! I may not agree with the by adiplomat2002-06-07 07:43:19
          So who said you got to pick your job? by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 08:02:52
            I named that job, because it is the single lowest by adiplomat2002-06-07 08:19:53
              You said you tried to get one job by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 08:58:13
                You KNOW what assume does. by adiplomat2002-06-07 09:06:22
                  Fine, by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 09:15:41
                no he said by ma petite2002-06-07 13:36:30
  Famous incident in UK: by breezeblock2002-06-07 06:55:47
    Ha. by Llyr2002-06-07 07:03:21
      No arguments from over here. by breezeblock2002-06-07 07:10:49
        That's lame. by Llyr2002-06-07 07:13:14
          Afraid not! by breezeblock2002-06-07 07:28:32
            Thought Control, Thought Control by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 07:38:11
              You tell me! by breezeblock2002-06-07 07:41:46
                Hmmm by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 07:46:06
                  Both the Union Jack and the by breezeblock2002-06-07 07:52:24
                    Its a shame they by hyzenthlay2002-06-07 08:06:40
                      My ancestry is Irish about 1000 years ago - by breezeblock2002-06-07 08:12:20
                      Very well put. (n/t) by SMcV2002-06-07 09:31:11
                  Nothing to do with laws. by Didactylos2002-06-07 08:11:42
        Yeah right! by Didactylos2002-06-07 07:14:49
    Shall we look a little closer? by Didactylos2002-06-07 07:10:58
      I could have said Birmingham, by breezeblock2002-06-07 07:23:16
        Oh dear.... by Didactylos2002-06-07 07:29:51
          Eh? by breezeblock2002-06-07 07:39:58
          Again with the personal abuse in a debate. by adiplomat2002-06-07 07:48:59
            Personal abuse?! by Didactylos2002-06-07 07:59:44
              Perhaps this could be actual debate? by Llyr2002-06-07 08:06:49
                The exact point. Debate will not work in by adiplomat2002-06-07 08:13:17
                  Thanks! Wheee! :) by Llyr2002-06-07 08:18:08
                    Perhaps I'm being stupid, by Didactylos2002-06-07 08:22:41
                      This one here... by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        Ah, a simple misinterpretation. by Didactylos2002-06-07 08:34:46
                          ahh, fine then :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-06-07 08:38:57
                      *Dons curly wig & tache* by breezeblock2002-06-07 08:37:28
                        true, true. by Didactylos2002-06-07 08:50:28
  My views on this by videodude2002-06-07 07:26:36
    Amen to that, brother... (n/t) by Llyr2002-06-07 08:08:45
    A couple of Questions by rwrannells2002-06-07 09:19:29
      Reply to questions by videodude2002-06-07 09:57:21
      Naughty, naughty... It is impossible to emigrate by adiplomat2002-06-07 10:11:15
  <Deleted><Deleted>2002-06-07 07:47:13
    PLEASE MODERATE THE ABOVE. by adiplomat2002-06-07 07:55:56
      <Deleted><Deleted>2002-06-07 07:58:51
        Now, now. by nin_man2002-06-07 08:01:33
          My point was made without profanity by Egaeus2002-06-07 08:10:04
            Oh, we should allow it because it is your TRUE by adiplomat2002-06-07 08:11:40
              *hands you a trash can* just don't make a mess :) (n/t) by ma petite2002-06-07 08:15:28
              No, it's going to be moderated by Egaeus2002-06-07 08:18:03
                not that by stig_mata2002-06-07 08:23:14
                My Christianity, or lack of, is not an issue here. by adiplomat2002-06-07 08:25:22
                  Tell me something by Egaeus2002-06-07 08:39:08
                    stop with the by stig_mata2002-06-07 08:53:11
                      agreed (n/t) by nawft2002-06-07 08:59:04
                    Again and again and again you fail (deliberately by adiplomat2002-06-07 08:58:35
                      So to continue my analogy by Egaeus2002-06-07 09:04:58
                        If you told the officer it was deliberate, and by adiplomat2002-06-07 09:22:34
                      Ok by Nea2002-06-07 09:08:07
                        If I was going to make it a habit by Egaeus2002-06-07 09:19:42
                          I know and I don't worry about you. by Nea2002-06-07 09:37:21
                            Now I worry about you by Egaeus2002-06-07 09:44:24
                              Why do you think I gave up on math? ;) by Nea2002-06-07 10:06:08
                        I understand that, Nea, but two different by adiplomat2002-06-07 09:19:53
                  um, small point by ma petite2002-06-07 08:47:11
                    If you know the rules, and continue to post after by adiplomat2002-06-07 08:54:22
                      i'm not saying he didn't know the rulesq by ma petite2002-06-07 08:58:25
                    Wow! Ma is the voice of reason. by Naruki2002-06-07 09:23:22
                      *lol* (n/t) by ma petite2002-06-07 10:11:06
          Is it unwarranted? by Egaeus2002-06-07 12:03:45
            However by Buffy_Fett2002-06-07 12:32:02
              No, no, no! by nin_man2002-06-07 12:40:52
                Definition: by Buffy_Fett2002-06-07 12:58:34
                  Now, see... by nin_man2002-06-07 13:06:00
                    It is a good post... by slacktime2002-06-07 13:13:04
                    You know by Buffy_Fett2002-06-07 13:32:05
                      Silly. by Naruki2002-06-07 13:56:25
                    I got past the racism of the post by Egaeus2002-06-07 14:08:48
                      Yeah, YOU did. by nin_man2002-06-07 14:22:29
                        However I do agree by Egaeus2002-06-07 15:12:18
                          I coulda. by nin_man2002-06-07 17:15:53
              You misread what I said by Egaeus2002-06-07 12:42:52
                Right by Buffy_Fett2002-06-07 13:02:38
                  Even that's not obvious enough. by nin_man2002-06-07 13:10:44
                    Sadly by Buffy_Fett2002-06-07 13:35:26
              They are lurking... everywhere by slacktime2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Why do you feel compelled to add the obscenity? by adiplomat2002-06-07 08:09:53
          PC Nazi? I don't think so by Egaeus2002-06-07 08:26:38
        Moderated for non-FYOS-safe language by Nea2002-06-07 08:42:48
          Some days it fits by Egaeus2002-06-07 08:54:33
            I'm not saying that what you said was by Nea2002-06-07 08:59:30
              And *that* by Didactylos2002-06-07 09:03:37
                There are reasons for that by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Of course. However, by Didactylos2002-06-07 09:18:48
                    I've not stopped anyone by Nea2002-06-07 09:23:27
                      Don't worry! by Didactylos2002-06-07 09:49:39
                It is definitely inconsistent by Egaeus2002-06-07 09:13:53
                  See my post below by Nea2002-06-07 09:30:24
                Here, we are in total agreement. I posted a few by adiplomat2002-06-07 09:14:45
          Thank you for expressing things in a more by adiplomat2002-06-07 09:01:02
      Calm down. by Naruki2002-06-07 09:03:11
        The offense, to me, was not the obscenity as such. by adiplomat2002-06-07 09:12:45
          CALM DOWN, DIPPY! by Naruki2002-06-07 09:53:01
            Um, I am rather calm, Naruki. by adiplomat2002-06-07 10:02:59
              *takes off the kid gloves* by Naruki2002-06-07 12:19:31
    By the way, who's got the mod credit? (n/t) by Llyr2002-06-07 08:28:23
      Does it matter? (n/t) by Nea2002-06-07 08:30:03
        Guess not, just wondering... (n/t) by Llyr2002-06-07 08:31:13
        Apparently. by Naruki2002-06-07 09:56:39
          Nonononono! The word is... by Llyr2002-06-07 13:42:34
            My bad. by Naruki2002-06-07 14:46:27
    Moderated for non-FYOS safe language (n/t) by Nea2002-06-07 08:29:27
    Let's bash Egaeus a second time! by Naruki2002-06-07 10:03:56
      Like I said above by Egaeus2002-06-07 10:16:13
  Frustrated billy-goat by fore_deck2002-06-07 07:47:54
    How have we inflicted this on ourselves, pray? by Llyr2002-06-07 08:10:35
      Alright you provoked me... by fore_deck2002-06-07 09:12:03
        Interesting. by nin_man2002-06-07 09:20:19
          Food Aid by fore_deck2002-06-07 09:23:57
            Definitely by Egaeus2002-06-07 09:26:57
              In fact, it shouldn't even be called "aid" by tigermouse2002-06-07 09:32:50
          It Does by rwrannells2002-06-07 09:35:32
        The problem is, by Llyr2002-06-07 09:22:38
          The missing link in that argumet by fore_deck2002-06-07 09:26:01
            So let's change the laws! (Thank you by the way) by Llyr2002-06-07 09:32:05
              So now you're proposing by Egaeus2002-06-07 09:37:27
                Actually I don't mind... by fore_deck2002-06-07 09:53:17
                  There would be many here by Egaeus2002-06-07 10:06:14
                    The Obvious Solution by slacktime2002-06-07 10:17:25
                      Is it a solution? by nin_man2002-06-07 10:32:18
                        You are right... by slacktime2002-06-07 10:51:05
                          You know we'd have another civil war... by nin_man2002-06-07 10:56:36
                            Not so sure... by slacktime2002-06-07 11:09:40
                      I think that the US by Egaeus2002-06-07 10:32:26
                        You?? by nin_man2002-06-07 10:32:56
                          You don't get to vote for king by tigermouse2002-06-07 10:37:53
                            Can I be the watery tart? by nin_man2002-06-07 10:40:26
                              You'll get your chance by Egaeus2002-06-07 10:41:49
                              Can you swim? by tigermouse2002-06-07 10:46:56
                    If the waiting list is 10 years long by fore_deck2002-06-07 10:51:33
          Most of them try by Egaeus2002-06-07 09:29:46
      Yes by rwrannells2002-06-07 09:33:28
        Mmkay by Llyr2002-06-07 09:35:18
  *chuckle* by CartaMusica2002-06-07 08:14:35
    I'm not trollin'! by nin_man2002-06-07 08:32:17
      Never said you were! by CartaMusica2002-06-07 08:36:14
      you're not? so why the subject line? :) by ma petite2002-06-07 08:39:32
        *poke prod* (n/t) by Llyr2002-06-07 08:41:56
      No? by Egaeus2002-06-07 08:41:14
  Hey nin_man! by breezeblock2002-06-07 08:47:58
    Should we award by Didactylos2002-06-07 08:52:55
      Wow. by nin_man2002-06-07 08:59:28
        Poor vegetables! To be set upon by savage by adiplomat2002-06-07 09:02:16
          I thought trolls only ate by tigermouse2002-06-07 09:14:50
            Who's on my bridge? (n/t) by Llyr2002-06-07 09:36:06
            No, by nix2002-06-07 22:52:22
  I must say I'm a little disappointed... by slacktime2002-06-07 09:43:21
    Well said by Egaeus2002-06-07 09:49:26
      Unfortunately... by slacktime2002-06-07 09:54:02
        I don't think by Egaeus2002-06-07 10:08:08
        Would one world gov't really be necessary? by tigermouse2002-06-07 10:16:14
          Very good observation by slacktime2002-06-07 10:21:45
            I would wager by tigermouse2002-06-07 10:32:43
    I think you've misinterpreted some of this. by adiplomat2002-06-07 09:54:10
      Abuse Welfare? by slacktime2002-06-07 10:02:45
  Calypso beat by caiusman2002-06-07 10:35:27
  As an American Taxpayer by Y2KDragon2002-06-07 10:58:39
    *snort* by nin_man2002-06-07 11:02:14
  hmmm by Arienadean2002-06-07 12:14:10
    Thank You (n/t) by slacktime2002-06-07 12:46:43
  There *are* white welfare bums, too, you know (n/t by nix2002-06-07 22:57:13

 

[Todays Cartoon Discussion] [News Index]

Come get yer ARS (Account Registration System) Source Code here!
All images, characters, content and text are copyrighted and trademarks of J.D. Frazer except where other ownership applies. Don't do bad things, we have lawyers.
UserFriendly.Org and its operators are not liable for comments or content posted by its visitors, and will cheerfully assist the lawful authorities in hunting down script-kiddies, spammers and other net scum. And if you're really bad, we'll call your mom. (We're not kidding, we've done it before.)