...both wearing long faces. The bartender asks the first
man, "Why the long faces?" The first man replied, "Well, my wife
and I went out to dinner the other night and we had a gorgeous
waitress with huge breasts. When I pointed to the menu to tell
her what I wanted I said, 'I'd like a tit of bat,' but what I
meant to say was, 'I'd like a bit of that!' The bartender
says, "Oh. How 'bout you, buddy?" he asked the other man. "My
wife and I were eating breakfast and I meant to say, 'Please
pass the butter,' but it came out, 'You ruined my life bit**!'" |
