One of the men shouted to the barkeeper, "Hiya, Mike. Set 'em up
for me and my pal here." Then he turned to his slightly dim
partner and boasted, "This is a great bar. For every two drinks
you buy, the house gives you one and the fruit machines are free!"
"That's not so great," responded the friend. "There's a bar
across town that'll match you drink for drink, and you can get laid for free."
"Where is this place?" the first guy exclaimed.
"Oh, I don't know," the dim fellow replied, "but my wife goes there all the time."
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