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Question of the Day!	by kickstart	2006-11-19 12:23:33
Two....	by breezeblock	2002-06-05 01:29:41
giraffes walk into a bar accompanied by a zookeeper. The zookeeper orders a pint for himself and a double whisky for the giraffes. The barman looks at him a bit funny but serves the drinks. The zookeeper and one of the giraffes finish their drinks quickly but the other giraffe is struggling. The zookeeper calls for 3 more drinks. To cut a long story short, 3 hours later the one giraffe is swaying like a palm tree in a hurricane when the zookeeper says "Come on, drink up you two, we need to get back to the zoo" All 3 knock their drinks back but the one giraffe keels over and falls flat on it's face. The zookeeper steps over it on his way out. The barman calls after him "Oi! You can't leave that lying on the floor!" The zookeeper retorts..... "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!":o)
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