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FOOD FIGHT! by Llyr 2002-06-03 12:42:46
Huitzilopochtli is complaining about being bored. Start throwing things at him. :)

*writes reality shell script to dump vanilla ice cream on anyone who enters*

Spencer
[ Reply ]
  *writes perl script to dump coffee ice cream on by i_am_pi2002-06-03 12:45:23
    *throws bratwurst at pi* by Llyr2002-06-03 12:46:45
      ha. One vanquished. :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-06-03 14:39:34
  And/or clutter fight. by Llyr2002-06-03 12:46:17
    Debug this by huitzilopochtli2002-06-03 12:51:23
      Aack! by Llyr2002-06-03 12:52:40
        please dony lynch me .. it, infact, is by huitzilopochtli2002-06-03 12:54:28
          *ducks QBASIC, apologizes for wrong lang.* by Llyr2002-06-03 12:56:34
            Attack by huitzilopochtli2002-06-03 12:57:48
              Aaaaa! Too much QBASIC/Croatian! by Llyr2002-06-03 13:00:22
                Crawls out by huitzilopochtli2002-06-03 13:03:40
                  Wouldn't that by CartaMusica2002-06-03 13:08:58
                    Me whatchfull is by huitzilopochtli2002-06-03 13:16:08
                  okay, truce :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-06-03 13:11:08
                    *evil grinning time* Hihihi (n/t) by huitzilopochtli2002-06-03 13:18:30
                      Sneak attack!!! by saxguy022002-06-03 14:59:06
                        Aagh! Binary! by Llyr2002-06-03 15:05:03
                          10101010111111100000! by saxguy022002-06-03 15:08:56
  <girly scream>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!</girly scream> by bugarup2002-06-03 12:49:33
    *runs behind bugarup* by Llyr2002-06-03 12:51:32
      Ack! That tuna was frozen! by bugarup2002-06-03 12:55:25
        *pulls spare god outfit out of secret cabinet* by Llyr2002-06-03 12:59:35
          Curses! Foiled again! by bugarup2002-06-03 13:03:43
            Cold, duh by Llyr2002-06-03 13:12:21
              Ouch. by bugarup2002-06-03 13:32:26
                grabs spoon by Llyr2002-06-03 14:32:10
                  Screams over to this corner by huitzilopochtli2002-06-03 14:44:31
                    *throws some vanilla ice cream, by Llyr2002-06-03 14:46:41
                      Wakes up few hours later by huitzilopochtli2002-06-03 15:00:52
                        that was rock candy by the way by Llyr2002-06-03 15:06:49
                          what . .ha, .where am i? by huitzilopochtli2002-06-03 15:09:33
                            *feeds huitzi more chocolate* (n/t) by Llyr2002-06-03 15:25:42
                          *grabs big spoon* by bugarup2002-06-03 15:10:21
                            Leave me alone (n/t) by huitzilopochtli2002-06-03 15:24:47
                              Boring! ::SPLAT!:: by bugarup2002-06-03 15:26:45
                                Hey by huitzilopochtli2002-06-03 15:32:25
                                Geep! by bugarup2002-06-03 15:42:23
                                while he's got his eyes closed... by Llyr2002-06-03 15:49:27
                                Battered but triumphant, I-::SPLAT!:: by bugarup2002-06-03 16:16:26
                                *picks bugarup up* by Llyr2002-06-03 16:19:00
                                *crawls away* by bugarup2002-06-03 16:26:33
                                ... but not today. by bugarup2002-06-03 16:45:06
  huitzilopochtli is always bored :) (n/t) by ma petite2002-06-03 12:49:40
    Just for that... by Llyr2002-06-03 12:53:12
      you mean by ma petite2002-06-03 13:09:51
        whoops by Llyr2002-06-03 13:16:19
    Don't balme me by huitzilopochtli2002-06-03 13:00:01
      No! Blame Florida! by Llyr2002-06-03 13:01:16
        Do we not know of by huitzilopochtli2002-06-03 13:04:39
          yes, yes, I konw... by Llyr2002-06-03 13:10:44
            *sees "konw", lol* by Llyr2002-06-03 13:15:05
  *hackers script to dump rainbow sherbert* by hyzenthlay2002-06-03 13:25:22
    *hacks script again* by saxguy022002-06-03 13:44:52
      Maniacal laughter right back by hyzenthlay2002-06-03 14:03:22
        Oops! by hyzenthlay2002-06-03 14:04:49
          *dumps lots of rainbow sherbet on hyze* by Llyr2002-06-03 14:31:09
            *Hurls cowslips at Llyr* by hyzenthlay2002-06-03 14:32:41
              *dumps swedes and mangels, whatever they are, by Llyr2002-06-03 14:38:05
                Gets very annoyed by huitzilopochtli2002-06-03 14:41:22
                  I don't get the "bolnicu"... by Llyr2002-06-03 14:46:09
                    Too late by huitzilopochtli2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      ahh (n/t) by Llyr2002-06-03 14:51:49
                *gives Llyr permission to use Hyze* by hyzenthlay2002-06-03 14:50:44
                  *ducks lemon bricks and gold slices* by Llyr2002-06-03 14:52:41
                    *catches ice cream ... by hyzenthlay2002-06-03 14:54:50
                      eats ice cream, chopped nuts, and sprinklies by Llyr2002-06-03 15:00:25
                        Nooooooo by hyzenthlay2002-06-03 15:16:15
                          *invents special anti-stain chemical* by Llyr2002-06-03 15:47:09
                            Ooooooo by hyzenthlay2002-06-03 15:59:10
                              *offers anti-stain chemical to hyzenthlay... by Llyr2002-06-03 16:00:30
                                Oh no by hyzenthlay2002-06-03 16:05:18
                                your choice... by Llyr2002-06-03 16:09:45
                                *Decides purple is not such a bad color* by hyzenthlay2002-06-03 16:14:23
                                *accepts temporary cease-fire* (n/t) by Llyr2002-06-03 16:16:00
                    /me pours chocolate syrup on hyze by saxguy022002-06-03 14:56:24
                      catches and eats peas by Llyr2002-06-03 15:01:20
                        ... mmm ... asparagus... by saxguy022002-06-03 15:07:17
                          *takes command of pies* by Llyr2002-06-03 15:50:26
                            I am suddenly reminded of those GURPS IOU spells. by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
                              *ducks under Food Jet* by Llyr2002-06-03 15:56:40
                                Yowch! My eyes! by bugarup2002-06-03 16:22:11
                      *Hurls fighting crumpets at Saxguy02* by hyzenthlay2002-06-03 15:14:03
                        It's okay, it's only a replica... by saxguy022002-06-03 15:22:39
                          it is the first mention by Llyr2002-06-03 15:24:26
                            /me eats Spam. by saxguy022006-11-19 12:55:59
                              You like that stuff, eh? by bugarup2002-06-03 15:51:00
                              Dang, I wanted that Spam! by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
                          Yup by hyzenthlay2002-06-03 15:30:11
                            *me eats lobster* by saxguy022002-06-03 15:32:09
                              *Offer Fifth Elephant econimic treaty to Saxguy02* by hyzenthlay2002-06-03 15:34:51
                                Hey! Awesome! by Llyr2002-06-03 15:53:09
                                Ouch! by hyzenthlay2002-06-03 15:57:26
                                *flings fruit salad at self* by Llyr2002-06-03 16:01:22
                                *Calls Owsla to kick elil butt* by hyzenthlay2002-06-03 16:06:50
                                *picks self up from much Jello wreckage* by Llyr2002-06-03 16:11:35
                                *Makes deal with Greenwitch* by hyzenthlay2002-06-03 16:16:40
                                Dude, I'm Llyr... by Llyr2002-06-03 16:18:16
  *Stuffs sausage inna bun by Pic2002-06-03 15:29:43
    Sure... you SAY it's sausage by hyzenthlay2002-06-03 15:36:55
      Details, details by Pic2002-06-03 15:39:56
        I thought it was Disembowel-Myself-Honourably by bugarup2002-06-03 15:47:48
          Oh dang by Pic2002-06-03 15:49:17
            *slices time* by Llyr2002-06-03 15:55:04
            *turns Pic into a pumpkin* by bugarup2002-06-03 15:57:23
              hehe (n/t) by Llyr2002-06-03 15:57:57
        Hmmm by hyzenthlay2002-06-03 15:54:31
          *watches interestedly as by Llyr2002-06-03 15:57:22
            *Listen to Music with Rocks In by hyzenthlay2002-06-03 16:03:29
              *sics Detritus on hyzenthlay* by Llyr2002-06-03 16:04:24
                Not the best, but enjoyable by hyzenthlay2002-06-03 16:08:46
                  *asks self-owned golem to please not* by Llyr2002-06-03 16:12:40
            That's quite an interesting colour on his face ... by bugarup2002-06-03 16:05:39
              calls up paint and calculator by Llyr2002-06-03 16:08:57
          *wakes up* by Pic2002-06-03 16:01:45
            Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! by hyzenthlay2002-06-03 16:12:44
              *pours much Bearhugger's down hyze's throat* by Llyr2002-06-03 16:15:29
                Whew, Thanks! (n/t) by hyzenthlay2002-06-03 16:18:57

 

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