John Died (His birth name. A nice tribute to Lennon, but rather depressing.)
Jolly Dwarf (In kindergarten, he played in a Snow White production. The nickname kind of stuck.)
Jobs Done (He used this one after he'd left school, because he was broke and desperately needed w**k. He got a Job in a Tech Support, suffered three nervous breakdowns and became:)
Jumpy Dude (yes, the lusers finally got him into caffeine. By day a struggling Tech Support guy, by night he turned into:)
J00 D34D (the 1337357 5(R|P70R in the whole of Vancouver. Luckily, he soon saw the error of his ways, learned to draw, quit his Tech Support job and became:)
Just 'Dorable (and he lived happily ever after.)
Happy now, Blur? ;) |
