And second, I think there's going to be more than one rude surprise. Thank the gods I'm making this all up. I'm really baiting some guy named Greg, not Kickstart. He's from Canada, anyway. That's hundreds of miles away from British Columbia.

*walks away, humming "The Crying Game"*

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