Yea though we be afflicted with this pop-culture disease, this herpes of the digital age, and shall suffer madness and dementia as a result, there is hope for us.

Recall that epic of storytelling animation, that grand tale of Right + Might > Might Alone, that utterly abysmal Transformers movie that still somehow redeemed itself by casting Leonard Nimoy, Scatman Crothers, Eric Idle, John Moschitta Jr, and Orson Welles as voice talent... and repeat the mantra of the Universal Greeting:

"Bah Wheep Gra Na Wheep Ni Ni Bong!"