-grits come from corn? i guess i shoulda known that
-and i have never been stuck behind an old lady driving 30 mph and finding myself saying 'bless her heart'
or if i did, i suppose i would go on to say 'but damn her right foot'
-i like my tea unsweetened
-yonder can be any direction at all, sometimes i will mess with old people when they asm me where something is, i will tell them its over yonder, they will just go wander off in some yonder direction, its great
-i dont like fried chicken
-i have never in as long as i can remember, pitched or had a hissy or conniption
but i do love living in the south, why i wouldnt move unless someone paid me to move... you know, just as much as it takes to get as far away from the south... thats all
i just wanna live some place where people drive fast, computers are heralded as the best things on earth, and all things anime comes in as second |
