In nine-teen eighty-one our brewing days began
Thanks to Michael Jackson and Char-lie Papazian
We learned to choose the finest beers and leave the rest alone
We learned that we could brew the very best right in our home.
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We can brew a German lager, we can brew an Irish Stout
We can brew a British barley wine that makes you want to shout
A California common with phenomenal bouquet
A porter that you oughta try before the end of day
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We take a little water and we take a little grain
We can brew up any kind of beer that you could ever name
A Dunkel or a Duvel or a lowly Miller clone
A Homer Simpson "Duff" that we can call our very own
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We mash it and we cook it and we add the hops and yeast
The fermentation magic takes about a couple weeks
And then we drink it with our friends and spread good cheer around
And when we hear the angels sing we pour another round
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HOME BREW BEER, WE BREW IT IN THE KITCHEN
HOME BREW BEER, WE BREW IT IN THE YARD
HOME BREW BEER, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING
IF YOU HAVEN'T HAD A HARDY PINT OF HOME BREW BEER
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