Simply follow these steps:
1 - Stalk him, giving the dirty phone calls at midnite, being seen just around the corner every time he looks behind him, and pretending to run him down in an unmarked car whenever he crosses the street.
2 - Have a thrilling chase scene involving the cops, Illiad, a hovercraft, and a llama, from which he barely escapes with his life and you appear to be killed in a blazing llama fire.
3 - Once he goes to write about his harrowing experience in his diary, you reach in thru the windows and snatch it out of his hands, saying "Yoink!" in true Simpsons fashion.
4 - Write your request.
Really, I have to wonder what was so wrong with my childhood... |
