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Question of the Day! by kickstart2002-05-02 00:00:03
  Hey, man, what are you really into, huh? (Giggles) by toller_dad 2002-05-02 10:04:11

The elusive butterfly has just tiptoed past my door,
My buddy likes the Yankees, she says "Hey T-Bone, what's the score?"
And I say "Well Reggie got 1 in 1 in 3 and 25 is 6 to 4."
Is the left wing really pinko? Colonel Sanders, what a bore!
You ask so many questions, what answers should I choose?
Is this schizoid paranoia or just existential blues?

The amenities of life have been chasing my soul,
And my mind is transcendental and I'm losing all control,
And I'm sinking in the quagmire of illusions and Thoreau.
I cry out "My name is T-Bone!" as a hound dog digs a hole.
You ask so many questions, what answers should I choose?
Is this Plato's heebie-jeebies or just existential blues?

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