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Question of the Day! by kickstart2002-05-02 00:00:03
  I want no part of the vegetarian scene.. by gblues2002-05-02 00:10:04
    Another good song along the same lines... by Sehmket2002-05-02 05:33:42
      I don't think canabalism breaks the FYOSR by BlurOfSerenity2002-05-02 06:34:22
        In that case... by Sehmket 2002-05-02 07:49:39
"Say 'Ten'" By Reel Big Fish


She's not eatin' bacon, not eatin' sausage
and she won't eat eggs,
Not eatin' chicken, not eatin' turkey,
she won't have a steak,

But I just can't help feelin' sorry
for this poor little lettuce head
You know, I can't stop cryin'
'Cause I know this broccoli's dead

Vegetarian, I'm not a vegetarian
Vegetarian...she's a

Poor little cow, little sheep
Little fish how can I sleep?
When carrots are bleedin'
Plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry
You say "it's not so bad
They're only vegetables", that's what you said
Maybe I'm a murderer, but I'm hungry
And they're better off dead

Save a plant, eat a cow
I want beef, I want it now!
I'm gonna eat it cause it's red!
I'm gonna eat it cause it's dead!
maybe I should eat it raw
Let the blood run down my jaw
I'd eat people if it was legal
I'd eat people if it was legal!


(that's not the end, but I don't have my CD with me to check, and that's where the lyrics I found end)
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