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Song of the Day!	by bugarup	2006-11-19 12:55:59
The Arrogant Worms - Let There Be Guns [Album: C'est Cheese, 1995] One, two, three, four... Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? There'd be no more crime, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? We wouldn't need the police no more, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! (Yeah!) Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun) Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun) Nobody'd ever get shot, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! (Makes sense!) Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? We could go out and shoot things We could go out and shoot things We could go out and shoot things We could go out and shoot things We could go out and shoot things We could go out and shoot things We'd all feel safe, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun) Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun) Everyone'd be equal, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! (spoken:) Not me, I got me a rifle! Well hang on, if you got yourself a rifle then I wanna get me a semi-automatic weapon! You get a semi-automatic weapon and I'm gonna want an automatic weapon! You get yourself an automatic weapon, I'm gonna get a super-automatic weapon! Well if you get a super-automatic weapon, then I'm gonna get a super-duper-automatic weapon with a CD-ROM drive! If you get yourself one of those I'm gonna get a super-duper-automatic weapon with a CD-ROM drive, and a big old hard drive, and a big guitar amp so I can play BTO ... (rants on while the rest of the Worms sing) Wouldn't it be great if everybody had the weapon of their choice? Wouldn't it be great if everybody had the weapon of their choice? Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? (Still ranting:) I'll go so fast I'll be able to chase you from here to Saigon, and then I'll shoot like little nerve rockets at you and poke you in the eye 'cause it'll have automatic like finger-poking in the eye things and I'll get myself another guitar amp... (I'm not sure whether it'd be a good idea to let everybody have a gun. That sounds dangerous. ;))
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Folk song of the Arbitrary Time Period	by mcnutcase	2002-04-28 08:00:58
those dirty, rotten SOBs......	by sonofabusch	2002-04-28 08:01:10
Firearms advocates taking 'aim' at democrats.	by kahuana	2002-04-28 08:16:45
Indeedy ...	by bugarup	2002-04-28 08:32:42

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