You write a tech-based comic for all the gearheads and data junkies out there, and then have the nerve to go get all healthy? You've got to stay pale, malnourished and scrawny if you want to keep your standing as a member of the digital zombie elite.
Now put down those hand weights and go spend some quality hours playing Ultima Online. Like about 72 consecutive ones. Also, avoid exercise and sun as much as possible; stick to a solid diet of Mountain Dew, Skittles, and the occasional microwave burrito; and with luck, you'll soon be back to normal. (That is, you'll be skinny, sickly-looking, and constantly jumping around in a deranged frenzy of sleep-loss and intense sugar/caffeine abuse, but isn't that normal?) |
