"give me back my hammer! I, Thor, god of thunder command it!"
Perhaps this "god" isn't quite so omnipotent. I see he's wearing a strange toolbelt filled with odd sorts of tools. I recognize a wire cutter, an old rusty lantern, and a 10 gallon tub of what appears to be pudding, among other things. He's also wearing a really stupid looking helmet.
As I stand staring, he grabs the hammer from me and disappears in a flash of lightning. He leaves behind a strange, orange-brown glob of pudding, and a strangely familiar lantern. |