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Comment Board Trivia by Nea2002-03-29 00:03:22
  drink coffee! by muffinman12342002-03-29 00:56:40
    b, he becomes sherrif :) by LunarRainn2002-03-29 01:14:14
      Next Question by muffinman12342002-03-29 01:31:25
        The Taming of the Shrew by nix2002-03-29 01:38:20
          2nd attempt :) by Jesus2002-03-29 01:46:49
            To be complete by Jesus2002-03-29 01:54:46
              Who's 'Brannagh'? (n/t) by muffinman12342002-03-29 01:56:42
                Kenneth Brannagh - director (n/t) by Jesus2002-03-29 01:57:07
                  Sorry, typo.. Branagh (n/t) by Jesus2002-03-29 01:59:20
                    I don't think this question will get answered. by muffinman12342002-03-29 02:10:50
                      one hour actually (n/t) by Jesus2002-03-29 02:11:33
                        Dammit. 1 hour. (n/t) by muffinman12342002-03-29 02:12:41
                          Okay, moving on... by muffinman12342002-03-29 02:28:48
                            ok i give it a try by ParityBit2002-03-29 03:03:59
                              According to Dave Barry: by wheresthefish2002-03-29 03:19:35
                                i think iŽll give you a hint by ParityBit2002-03-29 03:25:23
                                Foun dit by muffinman1234 2002-03-29 03:34:29
The second worst is that of the Azagoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode To A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos is reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his twelve- book epic entitled My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save life and civilization, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain.


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