Ok, probably not him.

If you don't know who I'm talking about, then you probably have a life or don't have a Nintendo. Good for you. If, for some reason, you want to know who I'm talking about, then you could go here, or maybe here.

Either way, I definately don't want to be human anymore. I make me sick, I need something different. I want to become an animal, but not a normal animal, an animal with human qualities.

Stop laughing at me!
I'm not a freak.
I said stop!

{goes to the corner to die}