| the Lord of Creation sitting before what appears to be the computer of every geeks dreams, literally bulging with every cool new gadget and peripheral imaginable. Then you realize that what you had originally believed to be a wall, is in fact, the largest and sharpest monitor ever created, showing, in the sharpest detail imaginable, the Microsoft Blue Screen Of Death. The creator turns a fearsome visage to you and proclaims, "Some #%&@*$ snuck in here last night and replace Linux on all my computers with Windows XP. Now all I can get is this %&@#%$$^@ BSOD. I command you to fix it NOW.". You immediately set to work ... |
