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Ways to irritate tech support by crazysteve2002-03-28 11:51:32
  Anality by Illiad 2002-03-28 12:05:21
When I used to do web support, one common experience was the completely anal caller. They'd get an error message, say a GPF for example, and insist on reading out all of the text to me, including the memory address.

One caller in particular -- and she called me about a dozen or so times in less than a week -- would repeat the error message to me, and after the first few words I'd know what to suggest as a solution. I would begin speaking and she'd continue into the memory address, speaking louder to drown me (and the solution I was offering) out.

I had explained several times that I didn't need the memory address. Of course she ignored me.

Finally, in a fit of pique (which I don't recommend for ANY customer service role) I would hang up each time she started to recite memory addresses. I blamed the connection, of course.

I still feel guilty for that behvaiour because it really is unprofessional. Someone please grant me absolution.

[ Reply ]
    You are absolutely absolved ... by cristobal2002-03-28 12:13:30
    Do fifteen Howdy Mary's and by Naruki2002-03-28 12:14:00
    stories like that... by BlurOfSerenity2002-03-28 13:03:12
      Ask, and ye shall receive. by nin_man2002-03-28 13:54:40
        Jason? Left your para-breaks on the kitchen table by adiplomat2002-03-28 13:59:25
          Hah! by nin_man2002-03-28 14:01:20
            Of course I did ... by bugarup2002-03-28 16:09:49
              The good ideas always come to me when its too late by bugarup2002-03-28 16:15:21
          but that's the whole point! by BlurOfSerenity2002-03-28 14:19:28
            I think you're all wackos for reading it all. (n/t) by nin_man2002-03-28 14:30:29
              But you're not a wacko for writing it? by SouthpawPL2002-03-28 16:55:32
                no by crazysteve2002-03-28 16:59:59
                I never said that. by nin_man2002-03-28 17:46:14
        Wow by Spisefisken2002-03-28 14:00:10
          No more than ten minutes, I don't think. by nin_man2002-03-28 14:04:28
            believe it or not by crazysteve2002-03-28 14:22:13
              Is that so? by nin_man2002-03-28 14:24:24
                ah by crazysteve2002-03-28 14:30:34
                  I think I know where it goes. by nin_man2002-03-28 14:31:47
                    ah, there's your problem by crazysteve2002-03-28 14:33:12
                    Yes, that's right! Just don't forget to prep the by SouthpawPL2002-03-28 17:02:09
                  Wait, isn't that what you said by marth_battosai2002-03-28 22:48:43
    Listen not to the Evil Naruki! There is no by adiplomat2002-03-28 13:40:06
    I don't believe you by Paphos2002-03-28 21:05:08

 

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