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Punchline thread... by rewt_2002-03-28 09:27:19
  Well, here goes a few: by Naruki 2002-03-28 11:33:13
Have them all. I already ate the chocolate.

Stand back, Eve! I don't know how big this thing gets.

And when he woke up, his pillow was missing.

Remember the Alamo!

Spit it out! Spit it out, ye bastard!

Yeah, but I jumped head first.

Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

Nothing. You already tried to tell her twice.

Both are popular meat substitutes.

Because the refrigerator doesn't <CENSORED> when you <CENSORED>.

Guard-Hamster my ass!

Well, you never gave me 10 dollars before.

What kind of a duck do you take me for?

Rover! How can you stand to sit there?!

Can I do it until I need glasses?

Keep the tip.

Throw a scratch-n-sniff in the pool.

Wave.

Cut the rope.

Yeah, and it's deep, too!

Make me one with everything.

It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.

They're complimentary nuts. ;-)
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    Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken. by Spisefisken2002-03-28 13:44:39

 

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