| Cause he called me a Dhlazkrb-head, and I would like to be able to provide proof that it's not true - that I have an entirely different kind of head. Namely, his.
Let me emphatically state that I don't need the other parts. Just the head. If a little bit of the neck is included, that will detract from the value. If any more than that is included, it's no sale.
Now, what does a thing like that go for? What would be the shipping costs? (I realize that the ego will really increase the overall weight, but it'll probably be worth it just so I can mount it on the wall.)
I'm not entirely affluent, if you catch my drift, so don't go bumping up the ante. Reasonable prices, please. Serious inquiries only.
Note: this is (obviously) a facetious post. Why on earth would I want K's head? I really want his shoes. 5 cents a pair, as long as he really likes them and they're in good running order. Pictures of him wearing them required. |