| Punchline thread... |
by rewt_ |
2002-03-28 09:27:19 |
| No jokes. Just punchlines. ;-) |
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That's not a hydroxil ion, that's my wife! (n/t) | by nin_man | 2002-03-28 09:28:13 |
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That's not a duck! That's my wife! | by mikosullivan | 2002-03-28 10:12:01 |
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Laddie, I don't know where you've been, but... | by saxguy | 2002-03-28 09:44:20 |
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The Scottsman song! (n/t) | by pecosdave | 2002-03-28 09:50:27 |
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I actually read... | by saxguy | 2002-03-28 10:52:40 |
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Here's a link with some Scots humour | by pecosdave | 2006-11-19 12:55:59 |
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and the third one ducked! hehehehehehe (n/t) | by badinerie | 2002-03-28 09:51:42 |
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...and two of them got stitches in their head (n/t) | by glytch78 | 2002-03-28 09:53:26 |
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...rectum...dang near killed 'em (n/t) | by glytch78 | 2002-03-28 09:53:51 |
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maybe we should tell him where the rocks were (n/t) | by glytch78 | 2002-03-28 09:54:13 |
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nope, i'm a frayed knot (afraid not) (n/t) | by glytch78 | 2002-03-28 09:55:20 |
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d**n!! you beat me to it!... (n/t) | by sonofabusch | 2002-03-28 10:08:02 |
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HA! (n/t) | by glytch78 | 2002-03-28 10:18:59 |
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and what part of the dog did YOU get? (n/t) | by pecosdave | 2002-03-28 09:59:10 |
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I'm sorry ma'am I was talking to the pig (n/t) | by glytch78 | 2002-03-28 09:59:28 |
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that's once (n/t) | by glytch78 | 2002-03-28 10:00:01 |
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what's this? some kind of a joke? (n/t) | by glytch78 | 2002-03-28 10:00:27 |
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you just don't know how to tell a joke man (n/t) | by glytch78 | 2002-03-28 10:01:59 |
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A giraf he said. | by Spisefisken | 2002-03-28 10:03:51 |
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Take my Worf, please (n/t) | by mikosullivan | 2002-03-28 10:10:47 |
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Superman, sometimes you're a real jerk! (n/t) | by saxguy | 2002-03-28 10:17:54 |
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It's better when you say: | by Naruki | 2002-03-28 10:56:20 |
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Shut up, clown! (n/t) | by beez | 2002-03-28 10:18:45 |
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because there was a wolf across the street (n/t) | by glytch78 | 2002-03-28 10:21:22 |
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It's *^@#%(*$ blue! (n/t) | by glytch78 | 2002-03-28 10:22:57 |
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the brick (n/t) | by beez | 2002-03-28 10:22:58 |
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the cigar (n/t) | by superflippy | 2002-03-28 10:34:27 |
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I can't believe someone else recognized that joke (n/t) | by beez | 2002-03-28 12:17:15 |
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i can't tell you - you're not a monk (n/t) | by beez | 2002-03-28 10:23:28 |
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The bedroom. (n/t) | by TehWinnar | 2002-03-28 10:23:53 |
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that's how a 15 year old girl got into my room (n/t) | by glytch78 | 2002-03-28 10:25:30 |
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And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehe (n/t) | by glytch78 | 2002-03-28 10:26:40 |
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kiss me again. I think it's working (n/t) | by glytch78 | 2002-03-28 10:27:10 |
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no no.. touch YOUR nose (n/t) | by glytch78 | 2002-03-28 10:27:48 |
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well looks like it's just you and me mr hat (n/t) | by glytch78 | 2002-03-28 10:28:11 |
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mmmmm | by beez | 2002-03-28 10:29:33 |
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Yea | by glytch78 | 2002-03-28 10:38:29 |
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tag, you're it! (n/t) | by beez | 2002-03-28 10:28:55 |
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the purple monkey joke?! (n/t) | by crazysteve | 2002-03-28 10:29:29 |
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probably | by beez | 2002-03-28 10:32:24 |
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Maria Carey has made another movie. (n/t) | by Caius | 2002-03-28 10:32:28 |
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well, I just dreamed I was skiing. (n/t) | by beez | 2002-03-28 10:33:44 |
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... the automatic milker... | by beez | 2002-03-28 10:36:42 |
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Um, dude...that was a bull. (n/t) | by nin_man | 2002-03-28 10:39:45 |
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"why not....it's your heifer..." (n/t) | by sonofabusch | 2002-03-28 11:12:29 |
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no thanks. I had the pizza (n/t) | by glytch78 | 2002-03-28 10:40:40 |
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I think that was a cat (n/t) | by glytch78 | 2002-03-28 10:41:23 |
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"holdink still leetle monkey..." (n/t) | by beez | 2002-03-28 10:41:38 |
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He said something about sunny beaches! (n/t) | by nin_man | 2002-03-28 10:41:57 |
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Surprise surprise surprise! That ain't my finger | by DerivativeNick | 2002-03-28 10:43:17 |
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so you're the one that's been doing it! (n/t) | by beez | 2002-03-28 10:45:14 |
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professional courtesy (n/t) | by beez | 2002-03-28 10:46:43 |
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a good start! (n/t) | by beez | 2002-03-28 10:47:06 |
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tonight it's your turn in the barrel | by crazysteve | 2002-03-28 10:50:10 |
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it's all in perfect workin' order (n/t) | by beez | 2002-03-28 10:50:32 |
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"Let's see you make a canoe out of THIS!!" (n/t) | by saxguy | 2002-03-28 10:56:51 |
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alt: "I'm gonna sink your boats!" (n/t) | by beez | 2002-03-28 10:59:39 |
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Very well... I sentence you to... | by saxguy | 2002-03-28 11:00:21 |
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oops | by saxguy | 2002-03-28 11:02:47 |
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When drums stop... bass solo begins. (n/t) | by saxguy | 2002-03-28 11:01:33 |
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Oh, that's just God. He thinks he's Buddy Rich. | by saxguy | 2002-03-28 11:08:00 |
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"I'm sorry, Bill.... | by sonofabusch | 2002-03-28 11:10:18 |
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Beat me to it | by saxguy | 2002-03-28 11:12:59 |
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Better yet... | by Naruki | 2002-03-28 12:04:29 |
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Sorry. | by Naruki | 2002-03-28 12:07:28 |
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What instrument did YOU play? | by saxguy | 2002-03-28 11:11:50 |
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Murray! I have to... but you? (n/t) | by xti | 2002-03-28 11:13:19 |
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Oh, I'm just waiting for a fax. (n/t) | by saxguy | 2002-03-28 11:13:44 |
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The guy last night had sex with a chicken! (n/t) | by rewt_ | 2002-03-28 11:14:31 |
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Reboot, Reboot, Reboot | by chuckab | 2002-03-28 11:17:21 |
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Harry's picking *watermellons*!!! <nt> | by crazysteve | 2002-03-28 11:20:13 |
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Well, here goes a few: | by Naruki | 2002-03-28 11:33:13 |
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Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken. | by Spisefisken | 2002-03-28 13:44:39 |
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Just twist the first thing you can grab | by mcnutcase | 2002-03-28 11:38:35 |
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Vestal. | by Naruki | 2002-03-28 12:01:41 |
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do you not read Pterry? | by mcnutcase | 2002-03-28 14:26:13 |
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I don't know Pterry... | by Naruki | 2002-03-28 15:06:34 |
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then the farmer says. . . . | by mortaine | 2002-03-28 11:40:03 |
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Go ahead-- we have all the lawyers! (n/t) | by mortaine | 2002-03-28 11:40:58 |
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Orange you glad I didn't say bananna? (n/t) | by Nickface | 2002-03-28 11:47:17 |
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<Deleted> | <Deleted> | 2003-10-23 18:00:40 |
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We have plenty of popes up here but | by justncase | 2002-03-28 12:49:03 |
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Not me, I'm _______ nuts! (n/t) | by Kickstart | 2002-03-28 13:05:22 |
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good thing I didn't ask him about the dirty knife! (n/t) | by BlurOfSerenity | 2002-03-28 13:15:11 |
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And that's how I wound up with a 12" pianist | by Jhokur | 2002-03-28 13:16:26 |
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to get to the other side | by glytch78 | 2002-03-28 13:26:38 |
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I said BUD light (n/t) | by glytch78 | 2002-03-28 13:27:41 |
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on the same vein | by crazysteve | 2002-03-28 13:39:51 |
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You can't wash your hands in a Buffalo. (n/t) | by knightsofni | 2002-03-28 14:26:36 |
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take the M4 (n/t) | by knightsofni | 2002-03-28 14:27:37 |
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... | by dogman0 | 2006-11-19 12:55:59 |
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...and deep! (n/t) | by BitHerder | 2002-03-28 14:56:42 |
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That's for knowing the difference (n/t) | by BitHerder | 2002-03-28 14:58:47 |
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It better have numbers on it when it comes out (n/t) | by BitHerder | 2002-03-28 15:03:33 |
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One is taken up and shaken... | by Stavros | 2002-03-28 15:13:00 |
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It was a goat. | by Dazed | 2002-03-28 15:59:18 |
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Imagine you're hiding, naked in a refridgator (n/t) | by quizme | 2002-03-28 16:14:39 |
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I don't understand it, he makes his own sandwiches (n/t) | by wheresthefish | 2002-03-28 16:16:46 |
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"Meat! Lots of meat! Bwahahahaha!!!!!" (n/t) | by bugarup | 2002-03-28 16:21:38 |
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No he can't officer, he's drunk. (n/t) | by wheresthefish | 2002-03-28 16:23:51 |
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That's funny, it didn't do that when I tried it! (n/t) | by bugarup | 2002-03-28 16:24:18 |
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Nothing. It just gave out a little whine. (n/t) | by wheresthefish | 2002-03-28 16:25:28 |
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When it's ajar. (n/t) | by wheresthefish | 2002-03-28 16:27:00 |
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Now THAT was a groaner. (n/t) | by bugarup | 2002-03-28 17:08:44 |
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No thanks, I'll just wait until the police arrive. (n/t) | by wheresthefish | 2002-03-28 16:28:36 |
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It doesn't stop until it's had fourteen pints. (n/t) | by wheresthefish | 2002-03-28 16:30:03 |
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Soak it in petrol and light a match. (n/t) | by wheresthefish | 2002-03-28 16:36:46 |
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Fill 'er up! Fill 'er up or read my shirt! (n/t) | by bugarup | 2002-03-28 16:55:05 |
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Terrible. (n/t) | by bugarup | 2002-03-28 16:56:59 |
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Sorry. They always do that when I leave the house. (n/t) | by bugarup | 2002-03-28 16:58:43 |
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Kickstart's Mom (j/k) | by beez | 2002-03-28 17:00:54 |
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KAPOW!!! (n/t) | by Kickstart | 2002-03-28 23:14:32 |
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It says "Slippery when wet", sir. (n/t) | by bugarup | 2002-03-28 17:01:32 |
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Ja! Beiherhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! (n/t) | by bugarup | 2002-03-28 17:04:34 |
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*falls to the floor laughing* <nt> | by crazysteve | 2002-03-28 17:07:16 |
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*collapses, unable to catch breath* (n/t) | by saxguy | 2002-03-28 18:16:02 |
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Alright, but what about the OTHER one? (n/t) | by bugarup | 2002-03-28 17:06:43 |
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It ... was ... a ... ham bush. (n/t) | by bugarup | 2002-03-28 17:11:57 |
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Now THAT's what I call a cock fight! (n/t) | by bugarup | 2002-03-28 17:14:11 |
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Another one: | by bugarup | 2002-03-28 17:17:05 |
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Okay, I'll have that one, then. (n/t) | by bugarup | 2002-03-28 17:18:33 |
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Er, excuse me, doc, but those AREN'T my testicles. (n/t) | by bugarup | 2002-03-28 17:20:20 |
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A song punchline | by bugarup | 2002-03-28 17:23:32 |
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I googled, do I count? <nt> | by crazysteve | 2002-03-28 17:25:54 |
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Oh, all right. | by bugarup | 2002-03-28 17:35:09 |
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what bothers me | by crazysteve | 2002-03-28 17:40:07 |
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Yeah. Amazing, innit? | by bugarup | 2002-03-28 17:49:12 |
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Not again! (n/t) | by bugarup | 2002-03-28 17:24:27 |
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That was a nice demo version, wasn't it? (n/t) | by gblues | 2002-03-28 18:00:39 |
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Hey, Charlie! I think we found... | by saxguy | 2002-03-28 18:18:54 |
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Oh, the O'Malley brothers are just drunk again! (n (n/t) | by saxguy | 2002-03-28 18:19:41 |
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What, no bananas? (n/t) | by bugarup | 2002-03-28 18:20:25 |
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I've forgotten where I live. (n/t) | by saxguy | 2002-03-28 18:20:38 |
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an assortment... | by Zandermann | 2002-03-28 18:29:39 |
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How about a sudden ending? (n/t) | by Chumley88 | 2002-03-28 19:10:19 |
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You need to get the mule's attention first. (n/t) | by Chumley88 | 2002-03-28 19:11:10 |
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Some I remember... | by Buffy_Fett | 2002-03-28 19:26:36 |
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Simple. I used the four-spring/duck technique. (n/t) | by wheresthefish | 2002-03-29 03:50:32 |
