Then The llama raised up it's front-right paw, which morphed into a hand, and put a headset on me. I was then promptly seated at one of the computers and forced to listen to mindless idiots. The llama exclaimed:
After a week here, you may leave!
I then realized I was trapped, and thought a very loud mental F#$@!
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Somewhere in heaven:
God: Why have you chosen this puny mortal so? He has made no wrongdoing so great as to deserve such punishment
Archangel: I am sorry my lord, but he dared to eat the sacred Jell-O. It is the forbidden fruit.
It was then that God waved his arms, and all that was left of the Archangel was a pile of dust.
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Back down on earth, after about the 3rd hour of dealing with this one particular caller, I managed to get him to put his son on the phone. As I told him to re-configure his dad's Primary DNS to 237.58.92.12 and check his SMTP settings, my chair vaporized from under me, and I fell not to the floor, but feet-first down a seemingly never ending tube. After 5 minutes of falling, I felt the tube pointing upwards, as if to shoot for the sky. I then accelerated, feet-first, towards the sky. When I came out of the tube I came to a platform among the clouds. I stepped onto a cloud, and walked up to a pair of gates. Seeing nothing else around for ever, I knocked on the gates, and was told:
I have three questions for you before you may pass! The first question is ____________________ |
