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Is this anything like being in Tech suport? by Lina 2002-03-28 05:03:07
I'm a Junior and I'm in advanced Graphic Desighn. My teacher asked me to be her student aid for her 6th hour Intro class. I agreed happly. Her 6th period class is all Freshmen and a few Sophmores. I didn't mind having a class with munchkins that much. I was bored at first, they were to shy to ask me for help and the boys blushed when ever I complemented them on their work. Soon enough though their shyness went away. And these are the questions that I have heard over and over and over again this past semsester.
(1) How do I turn on the computer?
I now answer this with a mere smack across their head.
(2)WoW! The mouse ball comes out can I play with it?
I also answer this with a smack to their head.
(3)Why's the screen blue?
when this question arises which is usualy 3 to 4 times a day I go hit my head against the back wall repreatedly
(4)Freshmen #1:Why can't I download AOL IM ?
Me: Becuase the school administration has blocked it
Freshmen #2: You can download it in german!
Freshmen #1:SWEET!
Me: **THWACK**
Freshman #1 and 2: OWWW!
(5)Whats HTML?
Me: How are you in this class?
(6)Sickingly Cute Voiced Freshmen:Um Miss Aid person... I unpluged this cord and all the computers in the class went out. Is that bad?
Me: **look up to the heavens screaming** IS some higher power punishing me?!?!?
(8) Jock:How do I turn the computer off?
Me: Sorry I don't help guys that where penis bras...
(7)Group of freshemn: Techer the aid is on the ground twitching can we poke her?
Teacher: Back! Back you flesh eating zombies!

[ Reply ]
  OH GOD YES by laserman2002-03-28 05:09:53
  Forunetaly I have never done tech support by Spisefisken2002-03-28 05:15:37
  Tech Support by fore_deck2002-03-28 05:27:01
  Sort of. by nin_man2002-03-28 06:02:32
  If you ever need my cattle prod... (n/t) by bladedancer2002-03-28 08:01:02
  Sounds like my father... by IByte2002-03-28 08:05:24
  Tech Support Hero by UF-Locara2006-11-19 12:55:59
    For those in the US... by fredf2006-11-19 12:55:59

 

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