MoD: "Tell him to pull out immediately."
Cut to Bond on a rug, with a naked woman

Bond: "I'm now aiming precisely at your groin. So speak now - or forever hold your piece."

Just before SCUBA diving:
Bond: "You appear tense."
Fatima: "You affect me, James."
Bond: "Oh that's too bad; going down, one should always be relaxed."

After a lovely lady as drawn something on his inner thigh with lipstick:
Irma: "Are you all right?"
Bond: "Yes, just a slight stiffness coming on."