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Question of the Day! by kickstart2002-03-26 00:00:06
  I thought christmas came only once a year by uplatecoding2002-03-26 00:28:27
    I think Moonraker's was best... by nin_man2002-03-26 07:17:30
      Another good one: by Mew-ra2002-03-26 14:12:23
        James Bond is naughty! by nin_man 2002-03-26 14:52:31
Plenty: "Hi, I'm Plenty O'Toole."
Bond: "Named after your father perhaps?"

MoD: "Tell him to pull out immediately."
Cut to Bond on a rug, with a naked woman

Bond: "I'm now aiming precisely at your groin. So speak now - or forever hold your piece."

Just before SCUBA diving:
Bond: "You appear tense."
Fatima: "You affect me, James."
Bond: "Oh that's too bad; going down, one should always be relaxed."

After a lovely lady as drawn something on his inner thigh with lipstick:
Irma: "Are you all right?"
Bond: "Yes, just a slight stiffness coming on."

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