"Time - not important. Only life - important."
- The Fifth Element

"I can't feel my toes ... AAAH! I don't have any toes! *sniffs* I need a hug."
- Shrek

"He can fly, I can't. He can fly, I can't. He can fly, I can't ..."
- Dracula - Dead and loving it

"Look, our daddy may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage, but he is a very gentle person!"
- Me, Myself & Irene

"Begin the unneccessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism!"
- Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery

"Really, Austin, this is you in a nutshell."
"No, this is me in a nutshell: 'Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell? What kind of shell has a nut like this?'"
- Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery

"He's evil, he wants to take over the world, and he fits easily into most overhead storage bins."
- Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me

"Uh-oh."
"Let me guess. We're about to go over a huge waterfall."
"Yep."
"Sharp rocks at the bottom?"
"Most likely."
"Bring it on."
- The Emperor's New Groove "All right, people, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I love the corps!"
- Aliens

(singing)"Brave Sir Robin ran away/Bravely ran away, away/When danger reared its ugly head/He bravely turned his tail and fled/Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about/And gallantly, he chickened out/Bravely taking to his feet/He beat a very brave retreat/Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!"
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail (but you most probably knew that)