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Question of the Day! by kickstart2002-03-26 00:00:06
  "Fyling an airplane... by Nickface2002-03-26 05:49:07
    More airplance quotes... by Nickface 2002-03-26 06:10:26
"Its a completely different type of flying, altogether."
Chorus: "Its a completely different type of flying."



Old Woman: "Excuse me, Stewardess? I speak jive!"




Series of Lloyd Bridges quotes:
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking"
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking."
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit taking amphetamines"
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."



"Surely you must be kidding!"
"I'm doing everything I can.... And stop calling me Shirley."



"Sir, don't you think we should turn the runway lights on now?"
"No... [spooky music] that's what they'll be expecting us to do!"



"That's when my drinking problem started *Spills drink on face*"



"All right boys, let's get some pictures!" *men take photographs and paintings off the wall*



"You had better tell the captian to land the plane as soon as possible. This woman has got to go to a hospital."
"A hospital?--- What is it?"
"Its a big while building with patients, but that's not important right now."




"You got a telegram from headquarters today"
"Head quarters?--- What is it?"
"Its a big building where all the generals meet, but that's not important right now."




Ok, I'm done. ;)
[ Reply ]
      Roger, Roger by mikosullivan2006-11-19 12:55:59
        We have clearance, Clarence by knightsofni2002-03-26 08:10:32
          What can you make of this? by Buffy_Fett2002-03-26 11:18:36
            I just wanted to let you know, by SouthpawPL2002-03-26 13:27:36

 

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