"The what?"
"The Dictionary! where is it?"
"D'you mean the brown papery thing, tied up with string?"
"Yes Baldrick, the dictionary belonging to Dr. Johnson!"
"D'you mean the big gaitered fellow in the long black cloak?"
"Yes Baldrick, Dr Johnson!"
"So you wanna know where the brown papery thing, tied up with string, belonging to the big gaitered fellow with the long black cloak is?"
"Yes Baldrick! And if you don't tell me right now, the long booted bony thing with five toes is going to connect sharply with the soft dangly collection of objects in your trousers! now, for the last time, where is Dr. Johnson's manuscript?"
"On the fire!"
"On the ..WHAAATTTTT????"
"The hot orangey thing under the stony mantlepiece!" |
