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Question of the Day! | by kickstart | 2002-03-18 00:00:05 |
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by dire_lobo |
2002-03-18 10:46:52 |
but the light bulb has to really want to change...
how many Bill Gates' does it take?
one. he puts the bulb in and waits for the world to revolve around him...
Q: How many Microsoft executives
does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for
uninstallation and have therefore made
no provision for light bulbs to be
removed.
Q: How many MicroSoft tech support
people dies it take to change a light
bulb?
A: We have an exact copy of the light
bulb here, and it seems to be working
fine. Can you tell me what kind of
system you have? Okay. Now exactly
how dark is it? Okay, there could be 4
or 5 things wrong...have you tried the
light switch?
Q: How many MicroSoft technicians
does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. Two to hold the ladder and
one to hammer the bulb into a faucet.
Q: How many MicroSoft vice presidents
does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight. One to work the bulb, and
seven to make sure that MicroSoft
gets $2 for every light bulb ever
changed anywhere in the world.
Q: How many MicroSoft testers does it
take to change a light bulb?
A: We just determine that the room is
dark; we don't actually change the
bulb. Since we have a dead-bulb result
on file from a previous test, rest
assured that Development is working
on a bug fix.
Q: How many MicroSoft shipping
department personnel does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: We can change the bulb in 7 to 10
working days. If you call before 2 PM,
and pay an extra $15, we can get the
bulb changed overnight. Don't forget to
put your name in the upper right hand
corner of the light bulb box.
Q: How many Windows users does it
take to change a light bulb?
A: One. But they'll swear up and down
that it was JUST as easy as it would
be for a Mac user.
Q: How many MicroSoft managers does
it take to change a light bulb?
A: We've formed a task force to study
the problem of why light bulbs burn
out, and to determine what, exactly,
we as supervisors can do to make the
bulbs work smarter, not harder.
Q: How many MicroSoft engineers does
it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Bill Gates will just redefine
Darkness(TM) as the new industry
standard.
From: http://www.lightbulbjokes.com/computer.html
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