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As much as I mistrust Microsoft...	by Ouaff	2002-03-08 15:31:44
Sun is out of their gourd with their latest suit. It's almost as if this conversation took place: SUN: "We've got this new thing called Java! Use it!" MS: "Okay, we'll use it." SUN: "No, no, you're using it all wrong!" MS: "We're just tweaking it to work better on our OS." SUN: "Which is wrong!" MS: "Really?" SUN: "Really." MS: "Too bad." SUN: "We'll sue!" MS: "Go ahead." SUN: "See, we sued you for breach of contract! Now you can't use Java!" MS: "I see." SUN: "How do ya like them apples?" MS: "Oh well. Guess we won't use Java, then." SUN: "What?!" MS: "You sued us. We can't use Java anymore." SUN: "But you should use Java! It's good stuff!" MS: "But you sued us to make us stop using it." SUN: "Use Java!" MS: "You told us we couldn't." SUN: "But it's good!" MS: "So I hear. Did I mention we're coming out with a new OS? Guess we can't put Java on it." SUN: "Put Java in your new OS! It's good stuff!" MS: "We can't. You sued us." SUN: "We'll sue you! We'll make you use Java!" MS: "I've been down this road before, and I don't like where it heads."
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It's a question of standards	by mcnutcase	2002-03-08 15:47:45
Yes, but...	by Ouaff	2002-03-08 15:51:14
must have missed that bit	by mcnutcase	2002-03-08 15:54:09
looks the same	by jbloodwo	2002-03-08 16:53:22
The MS JVM doesn't exist anymore...	by Ouaff	2002-03-08 16:55:58
...well sorta	by jbloodwo	2002-03-08 20:46:50
Cobol (check the spelling) is far from dead.	by Beavis	2002-03-09 09:18:07
my bad ( ont the typo)	by jbloodwo	2002-03-09 13:00:16
Algol is still used quite a bit actually.	by Beavis	2002-03-10 12:45:46
re Algol...	by jbloodwo	2002-03-11 14:10:24

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