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Question of the Day! by kickstart2002-03-08 00:00:03
  My tax deductions for this year. by Capt. X 2002-03-08 13:06:41
My tax dollars go towards the improvement of the country. (At least that's what the IRS keeps telling us, and surely an upstanding organization like that wouldn't lie to us.) Therefore, since everyone in the country is relying on my money to some extent, I'm entitled to list the entire population of the US as my dependents.

Now I may have manipulated the figures just a bit, but by claiming every single American as a personal deduction, I was able to twist my tax statement in such a way that it appears the government owes me a refund of approximately 10 billion dollars. Think anyone'll get suspicious?
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    Heck no. by wheresthefish2002-03-08 14:20:05

 

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