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The Sausage hunt. | by slamlander | 2002-03-05 10:21:23 |
| Can I tick off ALL the Poles? |
by Naruki |
2002-03-05 14:40:57 |
Why do so many Polish names end in "ski"? They can't spell "toboggan".
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Polack joke?"
The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I'm Polish. The bartender is 6'2" tall, weighs 225, and he's Polish. And the bouncer is 6'5" tall, weighs 250, and he's Polish. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"
The first guy says, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
Did you hear about the Polack kamikaze pilot that flew 48 successful missions?
Did you hear about the Polack who took a roll of toilet paper to a craps game?
Q: Did you hear that the Polish government bought a thousand septic tanks?
A: As soon as they learn to drive them, they're going to invade Russia.
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only four children?
A: Because they read that one out of every five babies born in the world is Chinese.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish athlete who won an Olympic gold medal?
A: He got it bronzed!
Q: How can you tell a Polish pirate?
A: He has a patch over both eyes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish wolf that got stuck in a trap?
A: It gnawed off three legs, and still wasn't free!
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic Polish parachutes?
A: They open on impact!
Q: Did you hear about the Polish helicopter crash?
A: The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.
Q: Did you hear about the new sports stadium in Warsaw that had to be torn down after only one event?
A: No matter where you sat, it was behind a Pole!
Q: Did you hear about the Polack who tried out for "Riverdance"?
A: He drowned. |
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