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Some definitions of terms	by slamlander	2002-03-05 10:24:05
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
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CHICKENS is wrong.	by Naruki	2002-03-05 10:42:33
??? (n/t)	by slamlander	2002-03-05 10:47:35
!!!	by Naruki	2002-03-05 10:51:00
caviar (N/T)	by cyndis	2002-03-05 10:51:40
thx (n/t)	by slamlander	2002-03-05 10:53:45
You're kidding, right?	by Naruki	2002-03-05 10:56:44
terse (n/t)	by slamlander	2002-03-05 11:59:46
Duck too (n/t)	by Stavros	2002-03-05 10:51:50

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