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Illiways, The Café at the end of the Ufiverse by slamlander 2002-03-05 00:07:39
Sorry it's late folks.
SaleGamine is busy.
I'll serve when I can, until she gets here.
Good morning and {{{ALL}}}

[ Reply ]
  Mornin' squire by RichTeaBiscuit2002-03-05 00:09:15
    Good morn' and how are you? by slamlander2002-03-05 00:14:20
  I'll take a screwdriver please. by baroof2002-03-05 00:10:18
    I'm sorry to hear that, phillips or blade? by slamlander2002-03-05 00:12:33
  One Pitr Special Please :-) by mythrandyr2002-03-05 00:14:53
    *Special shielded coffee mug transports in* by slamlander2002-03-05 00:18:45
      *pulls out hipflask*... by mythrandyr2002-03-05 01:04:59
    {{{Slamlander}}} by mythrandyr2002-03-05 01:10:10
      Hmmm. by slamlander2002-03-05 01:32:57
        kewl... by mythrandyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Holy moly, you're really hankering for caffiene by dogman02002-03-05 06:36:13
      Morning :) by SaleGamine2002-03-05 06:46:26
  {{{SaleGamine}}}{{{slamlander}}} by AxTheB2002-03-05 00:20:47
    I don't handle thisone directly but ... by slamlander2002-03-05 00:23:23
      sleeeeeeeepy by AxTheB2002-03-05 00:31:35
        Does this mean an all-nighter ... by slamlander2002-03-05 00:38:20
          sorry but by AxTheB2002-03-05 00:41:22
            Never mind then ... by slamlander2002-03-05 00:44:20
              :) by AxTheB2002-03-05 00:51:22
                So you're +14 from me. by slamlander2002-03-05 00:55:09
                  Thanks by AxTheB2002-03-05 00:57:29
  boba mocha pweese (n/t) by DreamerOfLight2002-03-05 00:26:51
    *Boba mocha sparkles into view* by slamlander2002-03-05 00:30:01
      {{{slamlander}}} by DreamerOfLight2002-03-05 01:45:39
        A quick one I hope? (n/t) by slamlander2002-03-05 01:51:06
          i dunno by DreamerOfLight2002-03-05 01:59:53
  A Lipton icetea please. by RRipley2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Good morning Ralph by slamlander2002-03-05 00:31:29
      As usual ... by RRipley2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Almost forgot ... by slamlander2002-03-05 00:28:56
    Ohhhh, will you please teach me how to do that? by SaleGamine2002-03-05 00:31:10
      When you're a fire elemental ... by slamlander2002-03-05 00:37:00
        Soon? by SaleGamine2002-03-05 00:42:28
          But, it went well, non? by slamlander2002-03-05 00:49:29
            So so by SaleGamine2002-03-05 00:54:29
              {{{SaleGamine}}} by OleS2002-03-05 00:58:08
                Well, OleS ... by RRipley2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  lol (n/t) by OleS2002-03-05 01:04:19
                Yes :) by SaleGamine2002-03-05 00:59:52
              May I sit down beside you? (n/t) by RRipley2002-03-05 00:58:42
                :) by SaleGamine2002-03-05 01:03:58
                  *sit down* by RRipley2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Nothing much. by SaleGamine2002-03-05 01:22:34
              Sure ... by slamlander2002-03-05 01:05:06
                Yes please. by SaleGamine2002-03-05 01:08:13
                  *sits down* by slamlander2002-03-05 01:14:42
                    2200 by SaleGamine2002-03-05 01:18:06
                      Yes, I have to be up early too. by slamlander2002-03-05 01:25:45
                        I see by SaleGamine2002-03-05 01:35:35
                          This snuggle is working good, at the moment. by slamlander2002-03-05 01:41:21
                            Ok. by SaleGamine2002-03-05 01:47:22
                              AHHHhhhhh thas gooood! by slamlander2002-03-05 01:56:58
                                Good night then by SaleGamine2002-03-05 02:10:54
                                *another swarm of firemites arrive* by slamlander2002-03-05 02:13:06
    Cool!! by mythrandyr2002-03-05 01:12:41
  {{{slamlander}}} by OleS2002-03-05 00:33:24
    *One 'Black as Sin' shimmers in* by slamlander2002-03-05 00:42:05
      I'd rather by OleS2002-03-05 00:55:23
        It's when they become square by slamlander2002-03-05 01:01:05
          So it is. (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-03-05 01:05:42
          Hmmm by OleS2002-03-05 01:09:36
            *empty cup disappears* by slamlander2002-03-05 01:20:30
              Thanks by OleS2002-03-05 01:34:59
                *noodge* by slamlander2002-03-05 01:39:09
                  ouch :) (n/t) by OleS2002-03-05 01:40:15
                  Boat, hmm? by SteelReign2002-03-05 01:41:05
                    What a splendid idea. by SaleGamine2002-03-05 05:42:37
    yay, time to buckle up by OleS2002-03-05 02:33:03
  I'll take a tankard of coffee. by bellator2002-03-05 00:42:37
    Morning by SaleGamine2002-03-05 00:43:56
      How about... by bellator2002-03-05 03:49:53
        But of course. by SaleGamine2002-03-05 06:44:33
          Hmm... yes... by bellator2002-03-05 07:48:12
            Humm by SaleGamine2002-03-05 07:56:46
              How about... by bellator2002-03-05 08:07:10
  I'll take a bottle of Bawls, by Spisefisken2002-03-05 00:44:21
    I'm fine thanks and you seem by slamlander2002-03-05 00:46:58
      It might be going well by Spisefisken2002-03-05 00:54:34
        Ehm, .. by RRipley2006-11-19 12:55:59
          I planned on drinking it by Spisefisken2002-03-05 01:03:08
            *straw is transported in* by slamlander2002-03-05 01:06:36
              An energy drink just like red bull, bawls and by Spisefisken2002-03-05 01:11:13
                Careful, or you'll end up next to Stef. (n/t) by SteelReign2002-03-05 01:12:34
        {{{Spisefisken}}} by SaleGamine2002-03-05 00:55:47
        Maybe it's that second wind kicking in by slamlander2002-03-05 00:59:52
          I tried thinking about this by Spisefisken2002-03-05 01:26:26
            When you run an endurance race... by slamlander2002-03-05 01:37:45
              Three weeks, if you breathe really hard. (n/t) by SteelReign2002-03-05 01:39:20
  Some warm milk this time? by SteelReign2002-03-05 00:59:30
    Warm milk with honey? by SaleGamine2002-03-05 01:02:35
      Thanks, but I actually don't like honey. by SteelReign2002-03-05 01:11:42
        Sorry to hear that. by SaleGamine2002-03-05 01:14:14
          Yes, please. (((SaleGamine))) by SteelReign2002-03-05 01:16:10
            Yes, that is why I have contemplated by SaleGamine2002-03-05 01:20:52
              Thank you. by SteelReign2002-03-05 01:25:18
                ...and goodnight. by SteelReign2002-03-05 02:11:46
  hi there! Hmmm...I go again for latte macchiatto by loonita2002-03-05 01:53:16
    {{{loonita}}} by slamlander2002-03-05 01:58:21
      hey, thanx... by loonita2002-03-05 02:03:20
        That's okay by slamlander2002-03-05 02:14:13
    *blink*double-take* by PTGMachetti2002-03-05 02:15:11
      *sniff* by PTGMachetti2002-03-06 04:28:40
    I want one! (n/t) by RRipley2002-03-05 02:57:56
      And you shall have one my dear :) by SaleGamine2002-03-05 03:14:47
        Uh, thanks ;) by RRipley2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Cream a la dog by TehWinnar2002-03-05 03:37:21
    Well, you should have made sure by SaleGamine2002-03-05 06:48:07
  *sticks head in* by OleS2002-03-05 06:55:16
    *evil grin* by OleS2002-03-05 07:43:56
      ??? by SaleGamine2002-03-05 07:56:50
  can i get something by nimdokk2002-03-05 08:48:50
  Can I get any hemlock? by sieldan2002-03-05 10:59:25
    Sorry I seem to be right out of hemlock by SaleGamine2002-03-05 11:26:46
      No Hemlock!?! by sieldan2006-11-19 12:55:59
      what about absinthe? (n/t) by nimdokk2002-03-05 15:40:47
        Now that I have by SaleGamine2002-03-05 15:58:07
          *grown* (n/t) by nimdokk2002-03-05 17:17:25
  Bonjour SaleGamine by Pic2002-03-05 11:58:11
    Ok, une Kriek by SaleGamine2002-03-05 13:00:44
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by stoutman_20012002-03-05 17:28:19
    {{{Stoutman 2001}}} by SaleGamine2002-03-05 17:42:09
      Yes please :) by stoutman_20012002-03-05 18:55:06

 

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