Aside from finding a magical portal behind your office filing cabinet, ala "Being John Malkovich," just how do you get into someone's head, anyway? It'd be a better world, I think, if we could vacation once in awhile in someone else's head instead of being trapped in our own all the time. 'Course, the vacation brochures might prove to be a little embarrassing for some people...
"Come visit the fascinating Stephen Hawking's brain! There's acres of room for you, the family, and every friend you've ever had to stretch out and relax! A much better alternative than trying to spend a day in Steve Ballmer's head, which barely held the tiny mouse and treadmill that originally powered it before being made redundant after years of non-use!" |
