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Aw heck, it worked for that Slashdot guy... by Capt. X2002-02-14 19:43:14
  Hooray for the Cap'n! by Kickstart2002-02-14 21:09:25
    Depends... by Arcanum2002-02-14 21:16:33
      Proposing in those ways by JPaganel2002-02-14 21:27:43
        and why do you think by crazysteve2002-02-14 21:31:53
          Because they are by JPaganel2002-02-14 21:39:15
            Wouldn't by Arcanum2002-02-14 21:45:41
              Yes, they would. by JPaganel2002-02-14 21:51:45
                I fail to see how by Arcanum2002-02-14 22:01:36
                  Different people do things for different reasons.. by Capt. X2002-02-14 22:32:37
                    Naruki? Are you SURE that was grain, not wood, by adiplomat2002-02-14 22:56:01
                      Nah, you couldn't be. by Capt. X 2002-02-14 23:19:27
My dreams are as undiplomatic as they come.

As for 'ol Naruki, I've never thought her gender (and gender preference) was any big mystery, but it's not like it matters. I don't want to scare you, but we're all androgynes on the Internet up to a point. It's well-known that many of the "women" posting messages are actually men (not necessarily in this forum, mind you, but transgender posting has been a big Slashdot sport since the early days of its inception), and many of the "men" are actually women who don't want their e-mail crowded out with love notes sent by bazillions of lonely 13 year old boys whose out-of-control hormones have convinced them that "female" equals "hot, horny lady who spends her every waking moment lusting after spotty-faced little junior high twerps." So no matter what someone claims to be, unless you know that person in real life, you've got no way of knowing whether they're being honest or just playing a role. Consider my own less-than-informative online info, for instance. My e-mail address says my name is Sam Johnson, but is Sam short for Samuel or Samantha? I'll tell you Samuel, but why trust me?

Because I am Lord of the Magical Turnip People, and my royal charter forbids me from lying, that's why. I've written that clearly here for all to see, so surely I couldn't be making that up.

Oh, and yeah, I'm positive it's grain alcohol I've been drinking. At least that's what I started with, and I'm pretty sure that's what I'm drinking now. (Hey, who put my drink in this big spherical glass? And what are all these fish doing in it? Man, you guys mix one seriously weird screwdriver around here.)
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                        Quite right. by BlurOfSerenity2002-02-14 23:48:57

 

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