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Since today is a day for love... by nin_man2002-02-14 15:03:08
  Voodoo? by mortaine 2002-02-14 18:06:35
A black rooster, dead, and a bottle of rum. Place on her doorstep (I think walking around the house 3 times is expected, but not required). Make sure she sees you doing this.

Make sure it's cheap rum. No sense wasting the good stuff.

(PS: A friend of mine was in the Peace Corps and had this done to her. Practical as ever, she cooked the bird and had it, and the rum, for dinner. The natives were appalled.)
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