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Question of the Day! by kickstart2002-02-14 00:00:05
  I learned that... by nin_man2002-02-14 07:27:19
    Well it does sound like a good place to fish by Spisefisken2002-02-14 08:01:11
      37 Cokes a day is bad for you. :P (n/t) by nin_man2002-02-14 08:32:27
        I am down to only two. by Spisefisken2002-02-14 08:34:22
          I'd laugh at that. by nin_man2002-02-14 08:37:21
            Well I just glance by Spisefisken2002-02-14 08:38:54
              Careful, there. by nin_man2002-02-14 08:40:22
                What pickle is that by Spisefisken2002-02-14 08:42:10
                  The pickle... by nin_man2002-02-14 08:43:30
                    Reminds me of the pickle packer... by Naruki 2002-02-14 09:34:52
(I'll try to avoid stepping on the FYOSR, but moderate if you think I missed.)

This guy works at the pickle plant for 7 years, and one day he goes home early looking extremely pale. His wife asks him in alarm what happened.

"Well, for 7 years I work next to that pickle slicer, and I just always had this weird urge. You know, to, um, put myself in the pickle slicer."

His wife is really shocked, now. "Oh, no, you didn't!"

He replied, "Yep. I just couldn't stand not knowing how it felt."

"Well, what happened then?"

He looked at her sadly, "I... I got fired..."

She quickly reassured him, "I don't care about that. Tell me about the pickle slicer!"

"Oh, she got fired, too."
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