(I'll try to avoid stepping on the FYOSR, but moderate if you think I missed.)
This guy works at the pickle plant for 7 years, and one day he goes home early looking extremely pale. His wife asks him in alarm what happened.
"Well, for 7 years I work next to that pickle slicer, and I just always had this weird urge. You know, to, um, put myself in the pickle slicer."
His wife is really shocked, now. "Oh, no, you didn't!"
He replied, "Yep. I just couldn't stand not knowing how it felt."
"Well, what happened then?"
He looked at her sadly, "I... I got fired..."
She quickly reassured him, "I don't care about that. Tell me about the pickle slicer!"
"Oh, she got fired, too." |