I just realized that Language Norwegian is encoded as LANO, which happens to be a brand of soap we have here, that has had a fair share of brain-dead commercials, but the last one is chewing its way thru my brain like a meat-eating bacteria.
Small kid in italian shop trying to by some Lano soap: "Me, såpe. Me, Lano" (soap==såpe) while he rubs his hands into his armpits demonstratively.
At which point the stereotypical italian lady goes "si si si! Milano!" and hands the kid a _postcard_ with a picture of Milano!!!! (Which he then sends off to his grandma back in Norway with instructions to send more Lano)
*rips Crud Puppy out of his current body, and runs off looking for the smeghead who thought up that commercial* |
