| New Mexico doesn't even have the trashcan monuments on their highways. Still, they've got some great ski resorts and you can get some cool (well, cool's probably the wrong word -- downright geeky is more like it) T-shirts over in good 'ol Roswell, so I've gotta give it points over Texas. Not that I'd be in any big hurry to move there, mind you. Aliens and ski resorts are fine and good on their own, but having the two of them in close proximity for long periods of time could be risky. (Getting an extraterrestrial probe tucked up your tuckus cannot be a good thing, but getting one while the weather is plunging below freezing has got to be far, far worse. At least that's my opinion, and if you disagree with it, I'd appreciate your never ever telling me why.) |
