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CotD by Sehmket2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Gosh.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-02-08 10:08:53
    Ew, I've been hugged again. (n/t) by nin_man2002-02-08 10:16:37
      Cooties! by BlurOfSerenity2002-02-08 10:21:49
        I didn't think YOU had 'em. (n/t) by nin_man2002-02-08 10:23:33
          All girls have cooties. by BlurOfSerenity2002-02-08 10:27:04
            Yeah, but... by nin_man2002-02-08 10:34:16
              Er... by Capt. X 2002-02-08 13:18:31
So your mom told you not to play with crotch crickets, and that led you to believe that cooties eventually go away? The links in that logic chain are eluding me, man. Did you just assume that crotch crickets fed on cooties, or what?

MAN: "Honey, what's that strange sound?"
WOMAN: "Oh, that's just my crotch crickets chirping."
MAN: "No, the other sound."
WOMAN: "You mean the crunching? That's my crotch crickets eating my cooties."
MAN: "No, no no... That other sound. The loud clumping."
WOMAN: "Oh, that. That's Kickstart stomping over here to club you to death with the FYOSR. Serves you right, too, yammering away all night asking stupid questions. You're interrupting my crotch crickets' rehearsal of Mozart's Sonata for Naughty Bit Parasites in G-spot Major."
THE INCREDIBLE KICKSTART: "Post BAD! Kickstart SMASH! HRRAAAGGHH!!!"
MAN: "You know, I don't like him when he's angry."
[ Reply ]
                Well, think about it. by nin_man2002-02-08 13:37:40
                  And if you're wondering... by nin_man2002-02-08 13:38:30
                    Hmm, tough call. by Capt. X2002-02-08 14:53:40
                      Tales of that caliber... by nin_man2002-02-08 15:03:47
                        Simple... by Capt. X2002-02-08 16:02:03
                          Good lord... by BlurOfSerenity2002-02-08 22:42:11

 

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