$500,000 I keep. The other $500,000 goes to Illiad, in exchange for a two-week long "UserFriendly Tribute to Kickstart, the Most Brilliant, Beloved and Well-Endowed Geek God in the Entire Dadblamed Universe, a Monumental Genius Whose Grimy Toes We Are Not Worthy To Lick Between."
And for an additional $40, I think I can get you a spot in the next "Sluggy Freelance" stick-figure week. (For continuity reasons, you'll probably have to play Kiki or Bun-Bun instead of appearing as yourself, but we might be able to boost you into the Torg role for an extra $10 and a promise to place a high bid on the next eBay auction of Pete Adams' bellybutton lint.) |
