| Learn to cook. I mean really cook, not just slap some pasta in a pot and add some Prego. For some reason, women seem to love guys who can cook*. I got a marriage proposal after taking my scratch cheesecake (with chocolate Amaretto topping) to a cast party last week. Okay, technically that's baking. Tomorrow they're getting my seafood stuffed mushrooms and bacon wrapped water chestnuts.
Unfortunately, the proposal wasn't sincere. =(
*This is, of course, a generalization. All generalizations are wrong all the time.
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