Haggis, you are a great food, worthy of accolades as long as my arm.
You fill that plate, looking so fine, like a fine beer.
You gush forth rich and warn when cut, you friend of ordinary men.
You are so populark, everyone wants you first, and give thanks to God to have you.
Can it be that someone, somewhere, scorns you?
That idiot! For anyone who doesn't eat haggis is unfit for anything useful.
But those who eat haggis are big, strong, virile, and capable of great things.
May the gods look kindly on us and not give us stupid food, but HAGGIS!
(very roughly translated, but I'm having to read this thing at the ceilidh tomorrow. |
