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Time for... LATECOMERS!!! by Sehmket 2001-12-04 21:07:51
Who wants some?

Uh... latecomers, that is.

Drat, that still sounds too dirty. Ah... screw it. Who wants some?
[ Reply ]
  not I by crazysteve2001-12-04 21:11:56
  Uh, me? by nin_man2001-12-04 21:23:17
    ::chuckle:: by Sehmket2001-12-04 21:26:56
      In no particular order: by nin_man2001-12-04 21:34:58
        You want strife? by Sehmket2001-12-04 21:37:07
          Gotcher strife right here... by ouaff2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Just strife, no gonads. by nin_man2001-12-04 21:46:04
              No Gonads? by ouaff2001-12-04 21:47:00
                I've still got mine, shockingly. by nin_man2001-12-04 21:50:36
                  Oh... by Sehmket2001-12-04 21:51:52
                    Ahhh, she's doing it again! by nin_man2001-12-04 21:54:40
                      Oh, I can't, it would be fish in a barrel... (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-12-04 21:55:58
                        Go on, do it. (n/t) by Sehmket2001-12-04 21:56:20
                          Yes, do. by nin_man2001-12-04 21:57:41
                            you know.. by BlurOfSerenity2001-12-04 22:00:13
                              Dammit, I knew it by ouaff2001-12-04 22:00:54
                                You imply... by Sehmket2001-12-04 22:02:15
                                Of course it wasn't by ouaff2001-12-04 22:03:00
                                Right... by Sehmket2001-12-04 22:03:22
                                I'll go with that. by ouaff2001-12-04 22:04:29
                                ::Chuckle:: (n/t) by Sehmket2001-12-04 22:05:30
                              Advice from an expert! by nin_man2001-12-04 22:03:33
                                *Stares at lobster-colored knuckles* by JPaganel2001-12-04 22:05:58
                                live brown-blue lobster, or red cooked lobster?.. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-12-04 22:07:03
                                Since they are a result by JPaganel2001-12-04 22:09:31
                                Whoops. by nin_man2001-12-04 22:10:08
                                Of what? by JPaganel2001-12-04 22:13:43
                                See new thread. :) (n/t) by nin_man2001-12-04 22:15:47
                                Just did. by JPaganel2001-12-04 22:18:11
                          I know what she was going to say... by ouaff2001-12-04 21:58:12
                            ::Chuckle:: by Sehmket2001-12-04 22:00:35
                      ::evil grin:: by Sehmket2001-12-04 21:56:00
                      Is that what they call by JPaganel2001-12-04 22:00:05
                        ::Chuckle:: (n/t) by Sehmket2001-12-04 22:01:34
            My dear lord! (n/t) by fredf2001-12-04 22:32:22
        kife by Kickstart2001-12-04 21:40:05
          Um, some other time. by nin_man2001-12-04 21:51:40
          Don't know about you, by JPaganel2001-12-04 21:56:29
        A summer home in Fife, Scotland? by BlurOfSerenity2001-12-04 21:46:03
          Or better yet... by BlurOfSerenity2001-12-04 21:52:04
            Dictionary.com? (n/t) by Arcanum2001-12-04 21:53:52
              but of course. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-12-04 21:54:57
          That'll do nicely. by nin_man2001-12-04 21:53:16
            now that's stretching it... (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-12-04 21:54:15
  Sure by ouaff2001-12-04 21:33:53
    ::Chuckle:: by Sehmket2001-12-04 21:38:22
      right here (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-12-04 21:41:23
        w00t!! by Sehmket2001-12-04 21:45:20
          Maybe I'll... by ouaff2001-12-04 21:46:12
            ::Chuckle:: by Sehmket2001-12-04 21:48:24
              'tis the season by ouaff2001-12-04 21:49:24
                Perfect. (n/t) by Sehmket2001-12-04 21:50:47
  i'm here. by BlurOfSerenity2001-12-04 21:38:24
    i recently heard.. by BlurOfSerenity2001-12-04 22:10:19
      Bleh. by Sehmket2001-12-04 22:12:05
        hehe... by BlurOfSerenity2001-12-04 22:13:52
          That seems... by Sehmket2001-12-04 22:14:37
            Britney Spears is wrong, period. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-12-04 22:16:16
              She's far less wrong than she was. by nin_man2001-12-04 22:21:24
                Not what I thought... by ouaff2001-12-04 22:23:04
                  She is an impolite noise! by JPaganel2001-12-04 22:27:41
                For some reason I associate her by JPaganel2001-12-04 22:23:53
              I haven't heard.. by saxguy2001-12-04 22:23:39
                kinda like Gob covering Paint It Black (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-12-04 22:25:43
                Yup. by Sehmket2001-12-04 22:27:25
            If it's the same Closer cover I have... by nin_man2001-12-04 22:17:18
        No, not by a female. by nin_man2001-12-04 22:14:34
          ::Chuckle:: by Sehmket2001-12-04 22:15:40
            *twitches* by nin_man2001-12-04 22:19:00
              ::Chuckle:: by Sehmket2001-12-04 22:20:52
                Look at it this way... by nin_man2001-12-04 22:23:38
                  Hmm... by Sehmket2001-12-04 22:33:24
                    Don't you understand? by nin_man2001-12-04 22:36:17
                      because you're infected with silly spores by BlurOfSerenity2001-12-04 22:37:21
                      Because you are good enough, by JPaganel2001-12-04 22:38:00
  This is my BOOMSTICK ! by JPaganel2001-12-04 21:52:14
    Mmm... by Sehmket2001-12-04 21:55:28
    Hmmm...looks like a peashooter to me! by Kickstart2001-12-04 21:56:18
      You, sir... by ouaff2001-12-04 21:56:54
      ARG!!! by Sehmket2001-12-04 21:57:27
        Klaatu barato nikto... (n/t) by JPaganel2001-12-04 21:58:34
        Not at all! by Kickstart2001-12-04 21:59:10
          All right. (n/t) by Sehmket2001-12-04 22:02:35
      a TMP in skilled hands can be quite effective (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-12-04 21:58:05
  I have come to kick ass and chew bubblegum by JPaganel2001-12-04 22:01:30
  Good morning by SaleGamine2001-12-04 22:06:33
    *hugs* by ouaff2001-12-04 22:07:31
      Well by SaleGamine2001-12-04 22:15:07
    G'morning. by Sehmket2001-12-04 22:10:20
      Ooh. by ouaff2001-12-04 22:11:17
        Oh? by Sehmket2001-12-04 22:12:39
          Smack dab on the Mason-Dixon line by ouaff2001-12-04 22:14:52
            Ah. by Sehmket2001-12-04 22:18:00
              My by mirage2001-12-04 22:28:10
                The jerk. ;) (n/t) by nin_man2001-12-04 22:30:31
                Ok... by Sehmket2001-12-04 22:34:30
                  Perhaps by mirage2001-12-04 22:40:01
    Good morning to you! by JPaganel2001-12-04 22:11:21
      Aha by SaleGamine2001-12-04 22:19:14
        Tell that to my company by ouaff2001-12-04 22:20:29
          This database by JPaganel2001-12-04 22:22:05
            You by mirage2001-12-04 22:23:03
              How ever made you do that by SaleGamine2001-12-04 22:26:20
                D***, that was "Who" of couse... (n/t) by SaleGamine2001-12-04 22:27:02
              See what I mean? by JPaganel2001-12-04 22:26:46
                {{{JPaganel}}} by SaleGamine2001-12-04 22:29:50
                That's when you convert it... by ouaff2001-12-04 22:30:16
                  I wish... by JPaganel2001-12-04 22:34:36
                    That's just bad business... by ouaff2001-12-04 22:37:17
                      especially by mirage2001-12-04 22:38:25
                        As if the mana*****t by JPaganel2001-12-04 22:42:33
                      It has been by JPaganel2001-12-04 22:41:13
                        You by mirage2001-12-04 22:42:58
                          In this company by JPaganel2001-12-04 22:56:07
                            Ick :( by mirage2001-12-04 23:06:11
                Eeeks by mirage2001-12-04 22:30:50
          I will try and ask by SaleGamine2001-12-04 22:23:20
    morning by mirage2001-12-04 22:14:38
      Soon, soon by SaleGamine2001-12-04 22:16:22
  Screw you guys. by nin_man2001-12-04 22:33:53
    :-) by Sehmket2001-12-04 22:36:12
      Have fun? by nin_man2001-12-04 22:40:23
        Mhm. by ouaff2001-12-04 22:41:37
          ::Chuckle:: by Sehmket2001-12-04 22:44:34
            If you've got a better definition by ouaff2001-12-04 22:46:29
          *turns out her lights* (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-12-04 22:46:18
        *stuffs nin_man into closet* by mekkanik_mike2001-12-04 22:47:45
    who let this one outa the kitchen? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2001-12-04 22:37:22
      Keeping Jason IN the kitchen violates multiple by adiplomat2001-12-04 23:24:20
        No, no, keep him in the kitchen by Nea2001-12-04 23:42:33
          But it condemns the poor guy to endless torture! by adiplomat2001-12-04 23:44:01
            It does sound a trifle cruel by SaleGamine2001-12-04 23:46:14
              And they say the way to a MAN'S heart is thru by adiplomat2001-12-04 23:48:07
              I don't know, I've never asked by Nea2001-12-04 23:48:59
  one mad mekkanik reporting... by mekkanik_mike2001-12-04 22:39:35
    ::Chuckle:: by Sehmket2001-12-04 22:42:01
      as much as i'd like to claim it, by mekkanik_mike2001-12-04 22:45:14
        Ah... by Sehmket2001-12-04 22:46:14
    lemons by BlurOfSerenity2001-12-04 22:47:47
      and if life gives ya a tomato by mekkanik_mike2001-12-04 22:50:05
        Naw, naw, naw... by ouaff2001-12-04 22:50:49
    Morning mad mekkanik (n/t) by SaleGamine2001-12-04 23:27:56
  Good morning adiplomat by SaleGamine2001-12-04 23:34:44
    Probably not for a few weeks, but better than a by adiplomat2001-12-04 23:41:31
      Oh! Good morning. Hope it's a good day there! (n/t) by adiplomat2001-12-04 23:42:38
        Not bad by SaleGamine2001-12-04 23:44:46
          DEFINITELY! Lots of good luck! by adiplomat2001-12-04 23:47:04
            Yes sir! by SaleGamine2001-12-04 23:55:37
  I do ... :) (n/t) by Linfalgamo2001-12-04 23:50:02

 

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