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Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nothing too interesting... by Capt. X2001-12-04 12:18:11
    Oi! Get outta there! by Sgnt. Y2001-12-04 15:35:58
      Stupid waddling birds... by Capt. X 2001-12-04 16:12:00
Penguins are tough to compete with. They simultaneously appear to be better dressed than the majority of us guys while remaining completely naked at the same time. It's no wonder so many women find them irresistible. (Besides, given the dynamics of the particular sex act that was mentioned, the flippers and clawed feet gave them a distinct advantage when it came time to use the tongue depressors. More specific details I dare not give, for fear of entirely new Internet censorship laws being proposed solely due to this post.)

But hey, aren't you supposed to be getting shot right about now? Those firing squads get seriously miffed if you're not on time for your appointment. You might even have to reschedule.
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        Who's by mirage2001-12-04 17:09:38

 

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