| In speaking, one tends to exhale slowly through one's vocal cords, producing sound and eventually, words. At least, that's how I do it. It's very efficient, and works well with the breathing that I'm doing already. The downside to this is, I have to inhale after a short period of time. This is where the problem lies. Dustballs don't have ears, you see, and this means that you must stand very close to them when conversing with them, or else they won't be able to hear you. Due to their extremely light weight, there is a great risk of inhaling a dustball when you take a breath. And if you think they can wreak havoc on your home if left unattended, just imagine what one could do to your inner bits. |
