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TO THE USER FRIENDLY BOARD AT LARGE: by adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hm... by JPaganel2001-11-16 21:19:37
    Look at the date of the offending post. by skeegenin2001-11-16 21:27:19
      OK, I get it. by JPaganel2001-11-16 21:37:43
        That's it exactly. by nin_man2001-11-16 21:41:50
          And YOU deserve a whomp! by Naruki2001-11-17 08:13:52
            Since I just KNOW you'll read this... by nin_man2001-11-17 09:40:29
              Likewise, I'm sure... by Naruki 2001-11-17 13:42:01
>Seems silly to keep up an argument on an old board.
>O the irony! ;)

If I see that someone has asked me a question, I try to answer it. I've always been that way. Stick that in your irony pipe and smoke it. My point is that my original questions were to the point and quite timely. Everything after that was because somebody decided to argue with me.

YOU, however, feel that I am solely to blame for answering someone's questions because my answers don't have the same day on the time stamp!

>Someone's got to keep you and your mighty ego in check. Who
>better than me and my own mighty ego?
I can name a whole bunch of people, including adiplomat. Sure, I may not like him, but at least he believes in what he's saying. But you are always welcome to try, puny human. If you don't play fair Hulk will smash you.

>Otherwise, you'll run rampant on the board,
As only you have the right to do.

>and a reign of a thousand years of terror and pestilence and
>spell-checking will ensue.
Really, is that so bad? The living to be a thousand thing, that is. I'm sure I'd get bored of ruling after a couple of decades.

>Honestly, there you go again taking things too personally.
The fact that, right or wrong, you side against me is something I should take impersonally? When you know that I am hooked on fairness? Maybe you've been smoking too much from that pipe.

>It's enough to make a body wonder why he ever missed you around
>here.
And now you go for the Master of Irony award, eh? Or would that be Master of Hypocrisy? You enjoyed contributing to my account being disabled, and you certainly aren't happy to see me back.

>See dictionary entry for: running joke.
See dictionary entry for: lame. You've complained more than once, and you have never taken the time to comment on my expressed reasons. So the joke is not funny, and it hasn't been for some time.

>Also note the ;) emoticon, commonly translated as a wink,
>implying jest and/or a grain of salt.
Also note that your jokes are half the time intended to be hints, implying you are serious and/or want to be able to say, "But I was only joking" if someone calls you on it.

>Lastly, call Roto-Rooter and see if they can help with the
>removal of bugs from asses.
I showed them your picture and the price quote was too high. I'm afraid you'll have to stay there for now.

>If you're in the mood for a fight, that's fine. It really isn't
>necessary to bring one here.
You utter hypocrite. I didn't start this thread, you boob. You know dang well who did, and yet you have not the slightest thing to say to them, you ninny. Since you so obviously are in the mood for a fight, take it outside. Because I fight wherever the ring is set up, and you seem to have rung the bell here.
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