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Horror Stories by Dark_Jedi2001-11-16 07:39:46
  My horror story has nothing to do with users. by nin_man2001-11-16 08:28:52
    Loser Geek #3: Girl? What's that? by bugarup 2001-11-16 11:05:53
Loser Geek #4: Wasn't there something about those on Slashdot?
Karendar: I have a girl ... in my pants. Uhuhuhuhuh ...
BlurOfSerenity: Shut up, Beavis.
Beavis: You called?
Bugarup: There he goes paraphrasing Shatner again. And then he denies he's a geek. Yeah, right.
Jason: Wait one cotton-pickin' second ... how did y'all get in here? Well it doesn't matter ...
Bugarup: Go and tell your master ...
Jason: Shutupshutupshutup. You're not going to break into a Python spoof while I'm here. Blur, I want you to stay here and make sure 'e doesn't lea- gawds, now I'm doing it.
Bugarup (pointing finger and thumbing nose): Jason's a geek, nyer nyer nyer!
Jason: Right, that does it. Out, the lot of you. Blur can stay, but only if she leaves that hair dye outside.
Blur: Aww, must I?
Jason: Yes. How'd you get here, anyway?
Bugarup: I think it's all in my head again.
Jason: Oh, great. I hope I don't have to do anything ridiculous ...
Bugarup: Like finally admitting you're a geek?
Jason: Didn't I tell you to get out? Out, I said! Out, damn'd spot!
Spot: Woof!
[ Reply ]
      *snort* by nin_man2001-11-16 11:14:13
        I was inspired by the presence of a marthter. :) (n/t) by bugarup2001-11-16 11:45:47
          What now? by skeegenin2001-11-16 19:42:23
            It's been known to happen by Nea2001-11-16 20:09:15
              I wish. by skeegenin2001-11-16 20:11:57
                Reputation? by Nea2001-11-16 20:16:30
                  Well, amongst the plants... by skeegenin2001-11-16 20:22:59
                    And now I'm planning a new plant nation by Nea2001-11-16 20:30:04
                      Well, I hope you learned from... by skeegenin2001-11-16 20:40:46
                        I learned a lot by Nea2001-11-16 20:56:35

 

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